Thursday, August 12, 2010

I Got Your Spiritual Experience Right Here

Good morning to you all on this blessed Thursday. Just watched "Date Night" last night with Mr. G and laughed my @ss off. If you haven't seen it, DO IT.

The weather in Difficult, Tennessee is 94 degrees with scattered showers today. That sounds nasty. Not as nasty as your morning commute on the 405, which is bumper to bumper. If you intend to make it to work on time, I would say that goal will be difficult to keep.

In Lincoln Nebraska, a man decided to dress in his birthday suit and walk naked near two churches and a school. When officers arrived on the scene, the man said he went naked for a spiritual experience.

Source: apnews

Mr. Ginger says he has a spiritual experience every time I go naked, so who am I to judge this man? But maybe he should've kept his "experience" indoors. Unless he's really a shifter and just used that as an excuse for being naked outdoors. Was his name Sam?

Ok, so apparently agreeing to be on the cover of "Out" magazine does not mean you are gay. It just means you are willing to allow the magazine to make you look the most unattractive you can possibly look for the sake of "art".

Source: JustJared

"You're a freaky deaky looking wizard, Harry."

Congratulations to Alanis Morissette and her husband on their pregnancy!

Source: popeater

Here's hoping she's worked out all her "issues" through her years of disturbingly awesome music in time for her to be a really great mom. And I'm not just saying that because I'm currently addicted to her album "Flavors of Entanglement". whichisanawesomealbumyoushouldlistentoifyouhaventalready

Terri Hatcher wants us all to know she is no longer using botox or filler in her face, and to prove it, she is taking a picture of herself with her forehead showing movement.

Source: JustJared

She says (and I quote) "Yes I am alone in my bathroom naked in a towel on behalf of women everywhere trying to make a point. Women YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL."

Thank goodness she remembered to put on her full makeup, false eyelashes and lipstick before making that point that we women are all beautiful without botox and filler.

Hey, WTF?!!!

fashion fail - Pick-Up Artist
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It's a good thing she's in the "Pick Up" line because they've fallen and they can't get up.

And that's all the time I have for you today. Find an ugly animal today and do something nice for it. Because it will make you a better person. Ok not really, but it might make you feel like a better person, and that's really all that matters, right?

I'll meet you back here tomorrow, same time and same place, but until then I must tell you this...

Nowhere in the Humpty Dumpty rhyme does it mention he is an egg.

-OMG Facts


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