Friday, August 27, 2010

Guns Don't Kill... Okay Maybe They DO

Fornicating Friday to you all! It's the last day of the week. *cue cheering* Pat yourselves on the back for making it through another week.

The weather in Nameless, Tennessee is a sunny 86 degrees today. Come on Nameless, really? You couldn't come up with a name for your town so you said, we shall remain nameless! Why couldn't you call yourselves something like Devil's Moonshine? Cause that would've been totally cool. And appropriate for Tennessee. What?

Traffic on the 405 is bumper to bumper, so perhaps you can spend your commute coming up with a better name for that Tennessee town than "Nameless".

In the news, this couple in their 70's decided to do a robbery drill to prepare for the possibility for a real home invasion. The husband (who admittedly doesn't have much experience with guns) SHOT HIS 72 YEAR OLD WIFE during the FAKE ROBBERY DRILL. She had to be airlifted to the hospital.

Source: apnews

See, this is why Mr. Ginger does not have the code to the gun safe that conveniently is under my night stand. No worries. I know how to handle a gun. Are you scared or was that sexy? Yeah I thought so.

Hillary Duff and her hockey playing husband got married. Perhaps he ran out of money with her 14 carat princess cut ($1 million) ring, so they had to skimp on the gift cigars. Because instead of "Compliments of Mr & Mrs C" the tags read "Complients of Mr & Mrs C".

Source: thefablife

That is awesome. Well at least she has that monstrosity of a ring to drag around with her. You know that puppy has got to be heavy.

In other celebrity news, Buffy Summers and her sister Dawn met up yesterday in LA for some shopping. I hope Dawn has gotten over her shoplifting tendencies and is no longer half as annoying as she once was.

Source: JustJared

What? I like it here in my world. The sky is purple and everything is made of candy.

In horrible news, Dianna Agron appears to be dating Alex Pettyfer. Who is Alex Pettyfer? He's too good for Dianna, that's who he is. He was adorable as a young lad (he's British so I can call him a lad) as Alex Rider: Operation Stormbreaker. I desperately wish for him to play Jace in the movie version of the Mortal Instruments Book Series. (if you haven't read them, GO READ THEM NOW!)

Source: people

*Swoon* Like I said, he's way too good for anybody but maybe Halle Berry. Yeah, they should hook up.

In other news, Geri Halliwell seemed to have a moment of panic while on a yacht with her boyfriend. Perhaps she didn't know if she remembered to pack her boobs for the trip. But a quick check and everything was still there. Whew!

Source: hollywoodtuna

I'm sure she paid good money for those. She certainly doesn't want to accidentally leave them behind.

Hey, WTF??!!!

fashion fail - Something For Everyone
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She appears to not be one of those vampires that burns up in the sunlight. Pity.

Well, that's all the time I have for today. Have a wacky weekend and be sure to take notes. I expect a full report on Monday. But until then... here's a little more superstition for the number 13....

A 13-year-old boy was struck by lightning at 13:13 hours on Friday the 13th.

On August 13, 2010, the teenager was watching an air show in Lowestoft, England when he was struck. He was taken to the hospital as a precaution and luckily came away with only a minor burn on his shoulder!

-OMG Facts



  1. Robbery practice? I haven't even had a fire drill with my kids. I'm a slacker.

  2. Im curious how he accidentally shot his wife. Or why he even put bullets in the gun in the first place...
    Nice Yoshi tattoo

  3. Oh man.
    SOO Cute for Jace!!
    Right right?

    <3 Love it.

    Someone said Ewan McGregor for Luke. I almost totally agree....

    Gah. TMI nerdiness FTW!
    Been thinking about getting a rune tattoo... just to copy you. Just kidding.
    But totally wanting one. =]