Monday, July 26, 2010

Red Russian

Happy Monday my little snaps. I trust you all had a good weekend. Been singing my new theme song? I have.

The weather in Chicken, Alaska is a sunny 66 degrees today. What kind of Chicken do you find in Alaska? Frozen, usually. But even if you wanted to, you can't play chicken on the 405. Heck, the chicken can't even cross the road because the traffic is bumper to bumper. Poor chicken.

In the news, 3 diners ran out of the Waffle House they had been eating at to avoid paying the bill. But just one thing... in their haste, they accidentally left behind their purses. One of the women later returned, demanding the purses, but the manager said they had to wait until police arrived. The woman then fled (again).

Source: apnews

There's a moral in here somewhere... If you plan to flee a restaurant without paying your bill, make sure you leave your purse at home. Uh, I mean, don't leave your restaurant without paying, folks. That's just wrong.

Remember when we all thought Mel Gibson was Australian? He only started his career fresh from Australia, but actually he was born in New York and only lived in Australia between the ages of 12 and 28. Nicole Kidman? She was born in Hawaii. Her husband Keith Urban was born in New Zealand. Russel Crowe was as well.

Source: popeater

The only real Aussie celebrity that is technically an Aussie (and even then barely) is Hugh Jackman, born in Australia to British immigrants. His 3 older siblings were born in England.

You know who else is not Australian? Me.

Nicholas Cage and his wife arrived back in LAX a few days ago. Apparently he does not push luggage carts.

Source: dlisted

Good thing he brought along his sherpa wife.

Hey, did you see "Salt"? I did. Loved it. It was a great action spy movie. Mr. Ginger thought it sounded awesome too. Here's Angelina Jolie at the Salt Premiere in Russia.

Source: dlisted

Anyone else find it a tad ironical that she wore RED to the Russian premiere? Very sneaky. Maybe she really is a Russian spy. At the very least, an automaton.

Speaking of red outfits... you ever find yourself in mild weather, where you're not sure if you should wear a warmer or cooler outfit? That happens to me all the time. Never fear, there is a WTF solution...

Fashion Fail - Half Fashion, Half Function
see more Poorly Dressed

And that's all the time I have for today. Have a great Monday, and I'll meet you back here tomorrow. Until then, practice being sneaky and never forget...

If two pieces of metal touch in space, they get stuck together PERMANENTLY.

-OMG Facts



  1. That outfit is frightening. Lol. And you should never run out on a bill, alot of restuarant managers make the server pay for it. I would know. Its happened to me a few times. Not fun..

  2. Lisa, the restaurant managers make the server pay for the meal? That's insane!