Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Ding Dongs and Weiners

Happy Hump Day my little readers. Today's forecast in Ding Dong, Texas is a partly cloudy 92 degrees with scattered showers. Is it... Ding Dong the witch is dead? Or is it... this town is full of Ding Dongs? Oh yes, hello. I'm the mayor of Ding Dong. That over there is Ding Dong's main doctor. He's also Ding Dong's only lawyer. Not too many Ding Dong natives make it past the 5th grade, but we sure like our creme filled chocolate cakes, wrapped in foil.

Traffic on the 405 is bumper to bumper today, so you might want to grab a few ding dongs to fill up on while you're in your morning commute. Do they still make those? My mom used to get them from Costco when I was a kid. Nummy in a processed food with a shelf life kind-of-way.

In the news, a heart attack victim was saved by the pizza delivery man. That's right, a man with a history of heart problems ordered pizza. When the delivery man arrived, the man was having a heart attack. The deliver man happened to also be a paramedic, and performed CPR on the man until other paramedics arrived. The man was then hospitalized in ICU.

Source: apnews

Moral of the story: If you have a history of heart problems and you decide to order pizza... choose delivery over carry-out. It just may save your life.

Beardless Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were at the Salt Premiere in Los Angeles this week.

Source: dlisted

Such a look of love. You know, I do believe Brad Pitt is one of those people on this earth with a perfectly perfect nose. Just thought I'd say that. And look how Angie's Billy Bob tattoo is almost completely covered. So sweet. Someone please hand her an In-N-Out Double Double Animal Style.

Lindsay Lohan is now in jail, serving her 90-day jail sentence in two weeks. 90 days just isn't as long as it used to be. Nice to see she applied fresh bronzer and colored her hair so she would have no roots in prison. That's important. Here's her new mug shot.


Nice little "sexy" look she's trying to give to the prison cam. Not nearly as good as my all time favorite mug shot...

Now this one is full of WIN. Mr. G uses this as his AIM avatar. Really. Cause he's full of WIN too.

Ladies and gentlemen, you can now rest easy because the cast of Jersey Shore is no longer on strike. MTV threw more money at them all, and season 3 can now begin shooting. I know I just made your day with that news, huh? Well J-Woww, who is on the cast of Jersey Shore, recently did a spread with Maxim magazine.

sidenote: Really? J-Woww? Did she think that was a super cool name to pick? If so, she's right. It's J-fantastic! In fact, I think I'm going to change my nickname from GSnaps to G-Woww. You can just start calling me that from now on.

Anyway... Apparently when J-Woww went to her Maxim photo shoot, she forgot to bring along her belly button. I hate when I forget that.

Source: huffingtonpost

Here's J-Woww in happier times, when she and her belly button were together.

Hey, WTF???

Source: odditycentral via @AbuAziz77

Like me, you may have noticed the naked tattoo man who apparently likes to walk around Barcelona, showing off his er... tattoos. But WTF is the other guy wearing? Tights? Catholic School Girl uniform? And is that an iPad that girl is holding?

Well, that's all the time I have for today. Remember, if's it's yellow let it mellow... if it's brown, flush it down. And above all, know this...

The international telephone dialing code for Antarctica is 672.

-OMG Facts



  1. I am sorry Ginger...I read your blog, really I did...but all I can remember is Brad Pitt...shaved...beardless...unbuttoned shirt....feathered hair....

    Thank you. Your blog has completed me (for tonight).

    <3 ashleigh

  2. I saw that picture of shaved Brad, and I totally thought it was Robert Redford! I was like, why is Angelina hanging with him? Then it clicked...noooo, that's Brad Pitt...right.

    And, I really do want her to eat like a few sandwiches. I mean, if she wants to be all skinny, that's cool-but her head and jawline is simply too big for her right now. Something I think a few sandwiches, or the In-n-Out option you mentioned would really help her out with that lollipop head syndrome.

    And, what's in comfortably naked man's hand? It kind of looks like one of those things a meter maid carries. Do you suppose he's at work, all naked, and whatnot?

  3. Wow, English is not so strong for me today. That should say head and jawline ARE too big...ARE, not IS...

  4. How did she lose her bellybutton? Im completely stumped by that...And I have no words for the naked old man talking to the catholic school girl I mean man...