Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Breakfast of Vampires

Happy Hump Day my little snikerdoodles. The weather in Land O' Lakes, Florida is a partly cloudy 92 degrees today, with 86% humidity. You know what that means? It means it's not a good day to be a stick of butter. However, you can eat a stick of butter (spread on your choice of bread-like substance) while you're stuck on the 405 in your bumper to bumper morning commute.

In the news, a man got bitten by a crocodile after trying to sit on it, in an Australian zoo. He had been tossed out of a nearby pub and was drunk, so he broke into a zoo and tried to sit on a saltwater crocodile.

Source: apnews

I think there's a public service announcement somewhere in there. If you happen to find yourself drunk and kicked out of a bar in Australia, and you happen to be near a zoo, don't try to sit on the saltwater crocodile. Find yourself the FRESHWATER crocodile, because they aren't nearly as aggressive.

Praise the cleanly shaven gods that Brad Pitt is once again free of facial hair.

Source: people

All is right with the world again. Now I fully expect a several page spread of Brad's smooth-as-a-baby's-bottom-face in Vanity Fair.

Ever wonder what the blood on True Blood is made of, when the vampires are drinking it?
Well wonder no more. True Blood's Stephen Moyer tells us the fake blood is actually blended raspberries with pomegranate juice.

Source: popeater

I don't think I'll ever look at blended raspberries with pomegranate juice the same again.

Hey, WTF?!!


I've heard of the healing power of acupuncture, but I think this is overdoing it just a little.

And that's all the time I have for today. Instead of blowing your minds with some amazing fact, I'll leave you with this Funny or Die video, where they put Jewel in an undercover disguise, and took her to a karaoke bar where she sang her own songs. Brilliant!


1 comment:

  1. interestingly... now while at work i am less than a mile from land o lakes fl here in lutz fl. shot out!