Tuesday, June 8, 2010

Spreading the Love

Happy Tuesday Tweeps! The weather in Colon, Michigan is 67 degrees with scattered showers. Traffic on the 405 is bumper to bumper, so it would be a good idea to empty your colon before you begin your commute. Unless you have a change of clothes and vinyl covered seats, and then never mind. Feel free to relieve yourself at will.

In the news, a man was arrested for smuggling Asian songbirds from Vietnam to Los Angeles by hiding them in his pants.

Source: apnews

I haven't actually taken the flight from Vietnam to LAX, but I'm guessing it's not a short flight. I don't see them wearing diapers. And if they were songbirds, were they singing in his pants? Do they sing Vietnamese songs? And if so, which Vietnamese songs do they know? Just curious.

In not-quite-celebrity news, reality shows like "Jersey Shore" and "Celebrity Rehab" are so concerned about STD's among cast members that they 'pass out medications like M&M's', according to the creator of Jersey Shore. Drew Pinsky, host of Celebrity Rehab said everyone on the show is required to be on Valtrex.

Source: foxnews.com

Hey, who wants to be on a reality show? Free herpes meds! The Jersey Shore creator went so far as to say the cast was a "herpes nest". Can we say it together? On the count of three... ewwwwww. (sorry, couldn't hold it in long enough to count to three)

At the MTV Movie Awards after party, the Hilton sisters and two of the cast members of Jersey Shore were photographed hanging out.

Source: tmz.com

*singing* Which one of these is not like the others, which one of these just doesn't belong? Nicky Hilton is the only one who hasn't publicly been exposed for being treated for Herpes. Perhaps they are discussing possible side effects of long term usage of Valtrex? I hear it's still contagious even when you're not having an outbreak. #justsaying #ewwwww

Hey, WTF!!!

Source: dlisted.com

Oh like she's acting as if she's the only one who can do that. Ok, I haven't exactly tried that. When I did it, it was a glass of Dr Pepper and a pile of double stuff Oreos. #bigbootygirl

And that's all the time I have for today, folks. Catcha tomorrow, same time, same place. But for now, I leave you with this...

65 million Americans have Herpes and over 80% of them don't know it.

-OMG Facts



  1. Herpes is way gross.

    Another gross and kind of sneaky STD? HPV. Most men don't know they have it, and most women only find it if they have "issues" (or a PAP test.)

    Get your vaccine. Males and females age 9-26 are eligible. Ladies, save your cervix (most cervical cancers are caused by HPV.) Guys, save your lady's cervix, or if you are into dudes, save his anus. (Most anal cancers are caused by HPV.)

    But back to herpes. Ewwwwwww.

  2. All good advice graceling!!! Kinda gross, but unfortunately necessary info to know. Thank you!