Wednesday, June 2, 2010

Pink Is For Ribbons

Well, well. We made it to hump day again. Which is fine, as long as you're not a dog. Come on, you hard working people. Just make it to the end of today, and you'll have TWO more days until the weekend. I know, I suck at encouragement. Let's do the weather, shall we?


The weather in Alphabet City, New York, NY is 86 degrees and partly cloudy today. Traffic on the 405 is bumper to bumper, so now would be the perfect time to practice saying the alphabet backwards in 5 seconds or less. Oh, you don't think it's possible? I can do it. And I have proof.



Told you I could do it. I got skillz. Speaking of skillz, New Mexico is testing its bomb squad robots by competing in a Robot Rodeo, where instead of disarming bombs and detecting hazardous waste, the remote control robots were making pancakes. I can't make this stuff up, folks.


Source: apnews.com


The state police team was competing against the Santa Fe Police Department on whose robot could make a better pancake. Unfortunately the state police robot's pancake was rejected, as it was only cooked on one side. I guess we're quite a ways away from Skynet, so rest assured everyone. We are safe. Unless you are in New Mexico and waiting on a robot to serve you a pancake.


In celebrity news, married couple Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds buy a house & barn located in rural Louisiana.


Source: popeater.com


Scarjo and RyRey, are you INSANE??? Do you have ANY idea what Louisiana is like? It's exactly like Florida, but with fewer gators. I'm talking 90 degrees with 99% humidity, year round mosquitoes the size of your hand (possibly a slight exaggeration), 3 inch long flying roaches (not an exaggeration), and fire ants. I know this because I'm from Florida and I married a man from Louisiana. My in-laws still live there. One time my in-laws mailed me a birthday gift. I took the present out of the box and left the box in the living room. Overnight, a 3 inch long flying roach (that had been a stowaway in the box) crawled out, so that it could terrorize me the entire next day. NOT. EVEN. KIDDING. I can handle spiders, snakes, etc. but you get me near even a dead roach and I will scream louder than a girl in a horror movie that's just faced her soon to be killer. It's not pretty. Ask Mr. Ginger. Anywho, Scarlett & Ryan, why don't you do yourselves a favor and get a big box of Raid cans at Costco. You're going to need them.


Hey, let's move on, shall we? Do you know who this is?


Source: JustJared


It's Lance Bass! You know, the one who came out of the closet a few years ago, that was in one of those boy bands... New Kids On The Sync or New Block, or whatever the h...e... double hockey sticks it was called. I'm not exactly sure what he's going for here. You'd make a very nice girl, Lance. Except for the hairy chest. You should do something about that.


Hey, WTF?


Source: pictureisunrelated.com


That is the most ridiculous rifle I've ever seen. I don't care that the lady is sitting in an empty bathtub with some strange, harry mythological creature and a baby, wearing peace pants. Guns should NOT BE PINK. I actually saw a pink shotgun at my local gun store and was so repulsed I had to take a picture.



Uh, I mean, I accidentally wandered into the wrong shop while I was looking for the laundromat and... uh... guns are wrong, they kill people and are evil. Especially the pink ones.


And that's all the time I have for today folks. There is one very important thing I must tell you before I go.


Your left lung is smaller than your right lung to make room for your heart.

-OMG Facts


That is, assuming you have a heart. Freaky pink gun owners.

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7 comments:

  1. Oh my gosh! The picture of Lance Bass. I would have never guessed. But after you said the name, I looked back and it did look like him a little..

    WOW.. Some people..

    Love ya

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  2. bwahaha I knew you could do the alphabet backwards.

    At first, I thought that lady was holding a seriously long, big, pink dildo...with her baby and a horse next to her in the tub. Guess I was wrong.

    ScarJo I can sense is weird enough to buy scrap of wood but sexy man Ryan Reynolds? Someone's whipped. hehehe must be the boobs. Hm...your ta-tas are better than hers. Just sayin'.

    ok...time to go. Hope all is well with the animals! =)

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  3. Pink Guns? *shudder* Looks like something the queen bitch in the movie Drop Dead Gorgeous would own.
    "My mom gave me this 9 mill for my 13th birthday. Yeah. I'll always remember what she put on the card. "Jesus Loves Winners". That's why I always aim to win."

    And we all know what happened to Becky Leeman. Let that be a lesson to us all..

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  4. Hey now, don't be scaring off all them hollywood types, from settlin' down in our neck of the woods! Just because our pets are different from ya'lls (3" roaches and gaters!)we can show them a good time here too! hehehe!
    My DH was in our local *outdoors* store recently & saw a young gal buying her pink rifle. Believe she hunted with her Father, maybe they are bonding, right? Togetherness...;0)

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  5. I laughed really hard at the harry mythological creature, so so funny. And I too, thought it was a gaint dildo..lol my bad.

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  6. fayezeewayzee, my apologies to Looosiana people in my little rant. You do have some of the best food in the world. You just have to eat it inside the screened porch. ;)

    Nyxxie, that is TOO funny!

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  7. Okay, I seriously CAN NOT stop laughing. The mythical creature...hahaha...WTF is that??? It's like a poodle/anteater/collie monster.

    Southern Roaches - believe me - I know! I grew up in South Alabama and those flying cockroaches are my biggest fear. No joke. I'd rather have snakes on me than those cockroaches.

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