Wednesday, June 9, 2010

I'm Turning Japanese, I Really Think So.

Happy hump day peeps! Mr. Ginger likes hump day. Because he's half way through with his work week, of course. Why, what did you think I was going to say? Perverts.


The weather in Garden of Eden, Nova Scotia is 53 degrees with a forecast of rain today. And I thought we weren't allowed to return to the Garden of Eden. Traffic on the 405 is bumper to bumper and... wait. Really? Nova Scotia has the Garden of Eden??? You know, when I think of paradise, I don't really think of Novia Scotia. But then again, I didn't make the Garden of Eden. What do I know? *shrugs*


In the news, a 41 year old man broke the record for running the longest distance with no shoes. He ran 413 laps around a high school track, totaling 102 miles BAREFOOT.


Source: apnews



Uh, I wouldn't want to run 102 miles barefoot or with running shoes. Now if you're going for the largest consumption of Dr Pepper in one sitting record, I'm your girl. Running? nah-eh.


In celebrity (and I use that word loosely) news, Lindsay Lohan's SCRAM ankle bracelet (which is a term of her probation and is supposed to go off if she tries to drink alcohol) was set off Sunday evening at one of the MTV Movie Awards After parties.




Source: tmz.com


While Lindsay's lawyer says a small amount of alcohol was detected in Lindsay's bloodstream, Lindsay insists she complied 100% with the terms of probation and did not drink alcohol. I'm sure this is all a misunderstanding. Or maybe someone spiked her drink when she wasn't looking. Or they put some alcohol in her food. Or maybe someone shot her with a blow dart that was dipped in alcohol. It's gotta be one of those. I don't believe Lindsay would violate the terms of her parole, because she would go to jail for that. She's not that stupid. Yes, I vote for the blow dart scenario.


Yesterday the True Blood Premiere and after party for the cast was held in Hollywood. Natasha Alam stars in the upcoming season and said she was taken aback by all the naked scenes. She had never done full nudity before, and was trying to psych herself up for doing her scene. But then she saw Alexander Skaarsgard who just drops his robe and is completely naked with no sock, just walking around like nothing's different. And she figured if he can do that, she can too.


Source: JustJared


Not that surprising, really. I bet there's a lot of women who would immediately drop their clothes once Alexander does. I think the important thing to take away from this article is that when you see Alexander in a scene in True Blood where he's supposed to be naked, he really is naked. Just ponder that briefly. Don't forget to set your VCRs, DVRs, TIVO's etc. to record True Blood on Sunday night!


Hey, WTF!


Source: pictureisunrelated.com


Those crazy Asians! Cutting people's hair upside down. Oh hey now, don't you start on me! I'm not racist. Some of my best friends know Asian people. I kid, I kid. My best friends don't know any Asian people. Ok, I'll stop!!! I LOVE ALL THE ASIAN PEOPLE, ESPECIALLY THE CRAZY ONES!


And that's all the time I have for today. I should quit before the Asian mobs read this and attack me with their Martial Arts. Uh oh, now I'm really dead. I just did a gross generalization. I'm leaving NOW! But one last thing, I promise...



-OMG Facts


See? Crazy Asians and their $80 square watermelons! *runs away*


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4 comments:

  1. Oh Alexander...sigh...swoon...etc. Love it. And love him more naked.

    I do like that the actress that was recently the cover girl for Playgirl was shocked by the nudity. Really?

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  2. ummmm miss ginger...you just nearly ruined my whole day...your date says tuesday the 8th...i almost thought i dreamed working yesterday and near offed myself...anyhow love love love this blog...or column..or whatever...you are fabulous..keep it up...and..smarten up witht the date thing

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  3. haha, thank you for pointing that out. I wrote it just before midnight and forgot to fix the date. *slaps self on wrist* Glad you found me here!

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  4. Only some of us are crazy.
    You crack me up. Love ya Ginger!

    btw, I think the square watermelons are cool. hehe

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