Monday, June 7, 2010

Croc Hunter

Happy Monday everyone! Sometimes, I miss you guys over the weekend. This wasn't one of those weekends, but sometimes, yes. I kid. Actually I have three kids. Never mind. Blame the drugs.


The weather in Love, Illinois is a sunny 75 degrees today. Traffic on the 405 is bumper to bumper. Sorry for all you who thought you might find love on the 405. It's not there. It's in Illinois.


In the news, doctors are saying the fact that a three year old boy was wearing crocs (the shoes, not the reptiles) saved his life when he was electrocuted.


Source: news.com.au


Now I know you're all thinking crocs are ugly, and you may have a point, but the truth here is that crocs will save your life. So if you parents out there don't go out and buy crocs for your kids after reading this, then I think it's pretty clear you don't love them and don't mind if they get electrocuted. My kids wear crocs. Cause I love them. #motheroftheyear


In celebrity news... celebrities sometimes visit camera stores! Namely Samy's Camera. It's like a strip club for photogs. I know, because I'm married to one. (a photog, not a strip club) Here's a poprocksie shot of Daniel Craig coming out of Samy's.


Source: JustJared


And just a few days earlier, Leonardo DiCaprio and his girlfriend, also coming out of Samy's.


Source: JustJared


What I want to know is... where are the poprocksie photos of Mr. Ginger coming out of Samy's? He's been there enough times and Lord knows spent enough money there to warrant getting his picture taken and put on one of those entertainment blogs. I think it's totally unfair.


Here's Spencer Pratt, acting weird yet again for the poprocksies.


Source: popeater.com


Can someone please lock Mr. Pratt up? Because he's a danger to others, namely me. Increased annoyance at seeing pictures of him leads to increased blood pressure which over time, can do damage to my body and possibly lead to heart attack or stroke. Yes, I think that's grounds for institutionalization for Spencer. Or me. Just not both. In the same hospital.


Rihanna is a ginger now!!!


Source: JustJared


Hey we gingers are only 2% of the world's population. We need all the gingers we can get. Except Carrot Top. We don't need you. You can feel free to de-ginger yourself and join the brunettes. Or the blonds. Whichever, I'm not picky.


Hey, WTF!


Source: pictureisunrelated.com


Ok there's so much going on in this picture, though of course my eyes keep going back to that huge @ss belly button. I'd hate to see the Mama that was attached to that umbilical cord. #justsaying #notnatural


And on that button, that's all the time I have for today. Catch you back here tomorrow, but before I go, I leave you with this:


On February 8, 2000, the meaning of life was auctioned on eBay. The winning bid was $3.26.

-OMG Facts


I could've saved them the money and told them it was 42.

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3 comments:

  1. I LOVE crocs. My kids have about 6 pairs a piece. Rihanna looks like that red headed bird in Horton's class from "Horton Hears a Who." Not a good look.

    That belly button. YIKES!! He needs to see a doc ASAP. That thing is taking on a life of its own!

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  2. I think that man's junk is trying to escape through his bellybutton...lol Scary!

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  3. That belly button...too weird, gross, scary. Dude...forget the man boobs on him and the pink with white polkadotted speedo on the skinny guys with blue hair.

    Just dude. O_o

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