Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Incendio!

Gooooooood Morning Vietnam Gingersnaps! The birds are chirping, the sun is shining (well at my house it is). Which is more than I can say about F*cking, Austria, who will be a mostly cloudy 64 degrees today. Traffic on the 405 is bumper to bumper, which gives you plenty of time to speculate on whether or not Arnold Schwarzenegger has ever been to F*cking, Austria.


In the news, a man arrived home Sunday and was furious that his wife did not have dinner on the table waiting for him. This man, unleashed his anger on his wife, who fled the house and ran to the neighbors. So angry stuck-in-the-1950's husband set fire to the house.

Source: apnews

Dude. Setting fire to your house is not going to get you your dinner any sooner. Perhaps you should've thought of that before. Or maybe you were in the mood for BBQ?


You guys know what June 18th is, don't you? It's the day the Wizarding World of Harry Potter opens at Universal Studios in Orlando! Now normally I do my best to avoid my home town for reasons such as humidity, bugs, humidity, 3 inch long flying roaches that try to land on you, humidity, fire ants, dysfunctional parents, and humidity. But for Harry Potter, I think I will return to the place of my birth.


Here Emma Watson and some of the other cast got a sneak peek into the theme park.




Source: JustJared


I mean, come on! This place looks awesome! I want to fly on a broom and drink Butterbeer, though preferably not at the same time.


Liza Minelli once again proving her relevance by attending Sex in the City 2 Premiere. Uh, Liza, what are you wearing?


Source: dlisted.com


I know you've successfully won the battle of the bulge and you look good for 103, but da-yum girl, isn't there an age limit on see-through clothing? Because I think there should be.


Oh WTF????


Source: pictureisunrelated.com



What a sweet engagement picture. I'm thinking a rocket launcher would be the perfect wedding gift. No? Too obvious?


And folks that's all the time I have for today. Good things are in store for the rest of the week. Be patient my friends. And if you do decide to go to F*cking, Austria... check the forecast before you go. Oh, and one more thing...


Oysters can change genders back and forth.

-OMG facts


That sounds dirty.

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5 comments:

  1. Okay, I need to buy a fire proof outfit because dinner is NEVER ready. Actually, hubby does the cooking in this house. Liza Liza Liza - my eyes started to water and forcibly close themselves seeing you in that outfit. That's just plain wrong.

    Okay, even though I live a billion miles from Orlando, I just may need to go back there soon. Harry Potter and rides? Sounds better than Mickey to me.

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  2. going to disney for a week in sept and already have plans to go to universal for harry potter

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  3. Lucky you, rxmeds96! And I agree with you AshleighVegas, The Wizarding World of Harry Potter sounds much more fun to me than that mouse. ;)

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  4. How cute is Emma Watson's dress?!

    I'm so excited for the Wizarding World of Harry Potter! I've never been a big theme park person-but this one makes me so very happy-I can't wait! I think we might try to go this summer for my birthday. Fingers crossed!

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