Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Give a Pedophile Director a Break!

Wow, my reception from you guys was awesome. I should go away more often! *wink*

The weather in Gnaw Bone, Indiana is a rainy 59 degrees today. Traffic on the 405 is bumper to bumper, which will give you plenty of time to contemplate why Indiana seems to be obsessed with bones.

In the news, a South Korean woman earns her drivers license on her 960th try, after failing her driving test the previous 959 times.

Source: apnews.com

You got to hand it to the woman for her persistence. I'm just glad she's not sharing the 405 with me.

In pedophilia directors news, Woody Allen is coming to the defense of director Roman Polanski, calling for the director's release, saying "he's paid his dues, had a hard life." And by hard life of course he means living a privileged life in his native country, while avoiding jail for molesting a child.

Source: popeater.com

*cough* birds of a feather *cough* What?

Hey are you guys still upset about the break-up of NKOTB? *shakes head no* Well, remember Danny Wood? Here's what the 41 year old looks like now.

Source: tmz.com

Danny, Danny... steroids is not male genitalia-friendly. Though I'm sure you've realized that by now. If not, just ask the other Danny. You know, the ginger one.

In the I-Totally-Didn't-See-That-Coming news, Calorie Commando chef, Juan-Carlos Cruz is claiming that he was following his wife's wishes by planning her murder and then planning to commit suicide after in a modern day Romeo & Juliet plot. Apparently his wife & high school sweetheart was despondent over the inability to have children with her husband and desperately wanted her life to be over, but couldn't take her own life due to her religious beliefs. So her kind and loving husband was willing to set up her death for her.

Source: tmz.com

Guys, guys... I know infertility is a b*tch. But you ever heard of adoption? You know... just a suggestion.

And now is the time in my show where I say, "Hey, WTF?!!"

Source: pictureisunrelated.com

I'm not really sure if this is a "hung like a horse" sculpture, or an homage to Catherine the Great. *shrugs*

But I do know, that all my time for today is up, and I'll be back here same time tomorrow. Take care of each other... if you need to pass gas... make sure to hold it until you are in the company of someone really important. Then judge them by their reaction. Oh and one last thing...

The only place you can tickle yourself is the top of your mouth. TRY IT.

-OMG Fact



  1. is anyone else trying to tickle the top of their mouth? i dont get it.

  2. Wow. Danny. I don't know what to say. He doesn't even look good buff, or is it just me?

    That horse. Yeah, I don't get it.

  3. Totally can't stop tickling the top of my mouth now! It works too well for me!

    The horse statue disturbs me in so many ways!

    Roman Polanski and Woody Allen can suck it hard.

  4. Kim I totally tried to tickle my mouth. And then I realized quickly it is not a sensation I enjoy. Why did I do that?

    Yeah Danny doesn't look good to me either. I think his neck is trying to compete with his biceps.

    Amen Picksee77!!