Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Dutchess of Doody

Hey, I'm back! Just like I promised. I still am not any clearer on the ending of Lost, but I don't think taking any more days off will change that. If you understand it, please enlighten me in the comments. Now, on to the weather...


The weather in Arab (prounouced Ay-rab), Alabama is a sunny 81 degrees today. Traffic on the 405 is bumper to bumper, so you have plenty of time to think of silly ways to pronounce cities like Cairo (kay-ro) and Versailles (ver-sales). I'm looking at you, Georgia.


In the news, studies show that women who are under extreme emotional distress are more likely to give birth to girls than boys.


Source: bbcnews


Uh, mother? Do you need to tell me anything about your emotional state when I was conceived? Oh wait... never mind. I do NOT want to know about when I was conceived. *shudder*


Let's move on. Quickly. Hey, do you hear that sound? It's the sound of a million hearts breaking after James Marsters, AKA Spike from Buffy the Vampire Slayer got engaged over the weekend.


Source: popeater.com



Spike... er... James, do all us women a favor and don't be like that Angel dude. #TeamSpike


In other news, the Dutchess of York Sarah Ferguson got caught in a sting, trying to sell access to her ex-husband Prince Andrew to a "businessman" that was actually a reporter for News of The World. She offered to introduce this businessman to Prince Andrew for 500,000 pounds.


Source: popeater.com


Uh, if anyone would like to meet Mr. Ginger, I'd gladly accept far less than 500,000 pounds. #justsaying


Hey, WTF!!!


Source: pictureisunrelated.com


Ok, what kind of crazy @ss version of Brokeback Mountain is this? I mean, you two make a lovely pair. Best of luck to you. And sir, please pull your shirt down over that hairy *gag* belly. kthxbai


And that's all I have time for today. Going to ignore the children and lock myself in a room, so I can ruminate over Lost and see if I can figure out why Daniel Faraday has an American accent when his father is British and his mother is Irish. But before I go, I leave you with this...


The #1 most shoplifted book of all time? THE BIBLE.

-OMG Facts


Hmmm... I wonder what happens when they get to Exodus 20:15. ("Thou shall not steal")


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4 comments:

  1. It is true, we do say "Ay-rab". But in my defense, I heard it growing up and never knew better until I was old enough to know "Arab" was pronounced differently ;)

    Wait. Marsters is FORTY SEVEN? Damn. I had no idea.

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  2. I know, I can't believe JM is that old either! While in college (FSU baby) we'd drive to Georgia and laugh when we heard how they pronounced their cities. I mean, we laughed WITH the Georgians. Ok, we laughed at them. *hangs head*

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  3. I was gonna (yes I just said gonna) say Cairo actually sounds a little more like kay-row but decided instead to say HEY!! Georgia Girl here! Ok so I also lived in Lousiana, Alabama, and Washington- BUT born and bred, tried and true Georgia Girl- not really sure what born and bred means exactly but it is one of those things southerns like to say.

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  4. just read this post... as always, you have me laughing!
    I will admit I live in KY. I was born n' raised in Lexington which is right next to Versailes (Ver-Sales) and now I live in far Western KY, which puts me about 30 minutes from Cairo, IL (Kay-Row) and YES, we do pronounce them that way :-)

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