Monday, May 3, 2010

Dutch Oven No More

Happy Monday everyone!! Aren't you all happy to be starting a new work week? Me neither. The weather in Odd, West Virginia is a partly cloudy 73 degrees with scattered showers today. You may find it odd that the 405 has bumper to bumper traffic every day, but it's not. You should be worried if it's not bumper to bumper. Because I'm pretty sure that would mean the end of the world.

In the news, a woman turns in her own son for stealing her Xanax out of her bra. What? Doesn't everyone store their Xanax in their bras? I do. Ok no I don't.

Source: apnews

Should we be weirded out that the son knew to look in his mother's bras for drugs? I didn't think so.

Did you guys see the new poster for Sex and the City 2?

Source: JustJared

Apparently Kim Cattrall's character is now being played by Rachel McAdams. Oh no, I don't think that was photoshopped at all.

Do you or your spouse have a flatulence problem? Is it getting in the way of your marriage? Scared of your spouse pulling a "Dutch Oven" on you? Fret no more, because Better Marriage Blanket is here!


Hey, WTF?!!


Hey, wait a minute... where's her gun?

And that's all the time I have for today. Hope your Monday is going swimmingly. If it isn't, this may change everything...

If you have six fingers, your kids probably will too.

-OMG Facts



  1. I had to look up the Marriage Blanket to see if it was a spoof or not. I'm shocked :)

    Where's the dutch oven? Oh wait, it is no more?

  2. I sometimes wonder how you find this stuff! LOL