Thursday, May 6, 2010

Dance Your Heart Out

Happy Thursday everyone... will Bobby agree to lend his soul to Crowley? I suppose we'll find out tonight. Incidentally, when I went to the UrgentCare Saturday following a car accident by a no-good low life who lied about having insurance, and that is entirely beside the point, the doctor that treated me was Dr. Castiel. Coincidence? I think not. And if you don't watch #Supernatural, you have no idea what I'm talking about. While I'm on the subject of shows this week... to the writers of #Lost... I have no love for you anymore. That is all.

The weather in Bong Town, Liberia is 82 degrees with scattered showers today. Traffic on the 405 is bumper to bumper, so you might pull out your medicinal bong after you get to your destination, to relax from the stressful commute.

In the news, the Nigerian President Yar'Adua has just died after a long illness.

Source: bbc news

No word yet on if the President left any large sums of money to his distant American relatives. If so, they will be receiving emails shortly on how to claim the money.

In celebrity news, Julia Louis-Dreyfus got a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. But the idgets (that's for Bobby Singer) misspelled her name on the star.

They did manage to make a correction to her star before the ceremony that looks as good as new. You know, if you squint and stand back 2 blocks, you can hardly tell.


In other not-really-celebrity-news, Heidi Montag has decided to go under the knife again, to get larger breast implants sometime in the next two months. According to Spencer, it was Ryan Seacrest who pushed her over the edge when he said her breasts weren't that big. Heidi is looking to have the surgery done in Europe, as her previous plastic surgeon has told her there's "nothing left to do" on her body.


This promises to turn out well. Heidi, it's only a matter of time...

Hey, WTF?!!!!


I know a lot of people don't like accordion music, but calling in the tanks???

And that's all the time I have for today. Do something unexpected today, like head on over to your local animal shelter and adopt a chicken.

In 1518 there was a DANCING PLAGUE in Strasbourg, France. 400 people danced uncontrollably for A MONTH, dozens of lives were lost and NO ONE KNOWS WHY.

It all started when a woman named Frau Troffea decided to start dancing in the streets in July of 1518. What ensued was an inexplicable city-wide dancing craze, where hundreds took to street dancing. By the end of the month-long dance-off dozens had died from heart attacks, strokes, and exhaustion. Scientists to this day have no explanation for why this happened.

-OMG Facts

Hey didn't that happen on an episode of Buffy once? I think it was bunnies. Or maybe midgets.



  1. Michael AKA @MAS_is_moreMay 6, 2010 at 3:33 AM

    Your posts are so witty and creative. I love reading your blog! Thank you for another great one! :)

  2. Thank you Michael! You made my day! :)

  3. I love Supernatural! Hope your doctor was half as hot as My guess for the mysterious dancing is they were in a