Thursday, April 1, 2010

Sex is Overrated

Good morning everyone! It's your friendly neighborhood Ginger here. Happy April Fool's everyone. I am celebrating it by not telling any jokes today. So let's just move on to the weather.

In Accident, Maryland, it is a partly cloudy 71 degrees today. Traffic on the 405 is bumper to bumper due to... you guessed it... an accident in the southbound lane.

In the news today, a tourist dies after falling in an active volcano in Bali.

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Source: foxnews.com

Apparently the man made a dawn trek to the summit, then tried to peer into the crater, slipping and falling inside to his death. So, I think we can all learn a lesson here from this young man's bad decision making. If you decide to climb to the top of an active volcano, you... wait a minute... what the heck would you be doing climbing to the top of an active volcano anyway?!!


In celebrity news, Jesse James is not the only douchebag around. Jay Leno says both he and Conan have been screwed by NBC.


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Source: people.com


Uh, excuse me for a second. Which one of those gentlemen still has a job with NBC? Oh that's right. Thank you. Letterman is funnier anyway.


On a much sadder note, Raquel Welch, has stated that sex is overrated and she doesn't miss it.


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Source: hollywoodrag.com


Wha???!!! Does anyone else see the irony in respect to her current age? No? Just me?


How about some eye candy for the guys! Here is Lorenzo Lamas's babymama Shauna Sand at the beach. And yes I too wear my lucite heels when walking in the sand. You should try it. It's super fun.


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Source: splashnewsonline.com



Hey, WTF?


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Source: ridingabuttertub.com


What the hell kind of midget door is that?


And that's all the time I have for today. Let's meet back here same time, same place tomorrow. Before I go, here's a little something I think you all need to know...


Anatidaephobia is the fear that somewhere in the world, there is a duck watching you.

-OMG Facts

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7 comments:

  1. Giggles, happy April 1st to you and any one born today bless April where ever they are.
    Oh and those shoes the girls got on, I don't really know how they walk in them.
    Looks around, I know there is a duck watching me some where????!!!! eek!!!! Killer duck!!!! Quackers!
    As for crazy guy dying in a volcano, are they putting the volcano on trial for murder. Honestly! some volcano's need anger management. ;)

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  2. LOL Happy April 1st to you too Andrea!

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  3. I wake up every morning to the iPhone alarm noise of a duck quacking. Does this mean I do not have this fear even though my phone is sitting above my head and I fear the noise it will make in the AM?

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  4. Diane my profession-not-really-professional opinion is that you are conditioning yourself to have Anatidaephobia. You'll know for sure if you start dreaming about ducks.

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  5. You know what's funny about all this...none of it seems real. Like you really are pulling our leg this April Fool's Day. haha The Volcano thing? Really?

    Is that a tat on her leg or is she wearing just above the ankle socks to wear with them heels on the beach? lol

    I'm scarred by the way. Eff the midget door? Who put Bill Gates in a diaper?

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  6. All I can say is "When I grow up I want to be like Raquel!" Have you seen those commercials "When I grow up I want to be an old woman?" Well, I love those commericals and I used to sing it all day -- well, now I've replaced "old woman," with Raquel! LOL!

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