Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Plastic Balls

Happy Doomsday, I mean Tuesday everyone. The weather in Satan's Kingdom, Vermont is partly cloudy and 57 degrees today. Yes, uh... could you please have that shipped to me? That's right, I live in Satan's Kingdom. No really. The traffic on the 405 is bumper to bumper, so you may feel like you're actually in that sleepy Vermont town during your morning commute.

In the news, the Pregnant Man has given birth to his second baby. Wait a minute. *shakes head* I'm sorry what I meant to say is Person-who-had-their-boobs-removed-and-takes-hormones-to-grow-facial-hair-and-changed-their-name was artificially inseminated and gave birth to a second baby from the womb this person was born with when they were born a woman.

Source: tmz.com

Uh, "Scott", is it? Dude, your two pregnancies were not miracles. Errr... unless you're going to say that all babies are miracles and I suppose in that case yours are too. *sigh* Never mind, dude. Congratulations.

In other celebrity news, there were two new additions to the Madame Tussauds Wax Museum when Kenny Rogers and Smokey Robinson were unveiled... uh... ooops! Sorry guys, I read that wrong. Kenny Rogers and Smokey Robinson were at an event together this past weekend.

Source: tmz.com

Hey Kenny and Smokey, why are you guys so surprised? Haven't you seen cameras before?

Speaking of cameras and faces that don't move, check this out!

Source: popsugar

Holy crap! I didn't even know they made beach balls that large! I don't even know if that's legal.

I think it's a little time for a WTF moment, don't you? That's what I thought. Hey, WTF!

Source: pictureisunrelated.com

Man those cougars keep looking for younger and younger people to eat date. Hey is that a mobile made from slabs of hanging meat behind that one kid? Yeah you think those are teddy bears. *shakes head no*

And that is all the time I have today, folks. Be good to yourselves, and know this...

The Ramses brand condom is named after the great Pharaoh Ramses II, who supposedly fathered over 160 children.

-OMG Facts

That's some irony up in there, folks.



  1. Love the Ramses condom. LOL. Yes, irony. Indeed.

  2. @katarinas mama, yeah I'm thinking Spartan would be a better condom name. ;)