Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Leave it to Beaver

Happy Tuesday! It's a happy Tuesday here because we still have Easter candy to eat at my house. Mmmmm Peeps. Nom nom nom... *sugar-induced shaking*

Oh right... the weather. The weather today in Why, Arizona is a sunny 73 degrees. Traffic on the 405 is bumper to bumper which might lead you to ask WHY!!!!!!!! *bangs head on steering wheel* Calm down and eat some candy. Always works for me. *shaking*

In the news today, Virginia man has filed a $1 million lawsuit against PetSmart because he stepped in dog poo in one of the aisles. He says he severely injured his back, struck his head and knocked out four teeth.

Source: apnews.com

Ok first of all... That's pretty nasty. But perhaps he should've been watching where he was stepping? (don't throw that back in my face next time I step in chewing gum in the parking lot) Second of all, severely injured back, struck head AND four teeth knocked out? Were his teeth located in the back of his head? How could he severely injure his back (located on his back side) AND knock out his teeth (located in the front)? Was he wearing roller skates?

In douchebag news today, Jesse James' lawyer says that Jesse loves Sandra Bullock more than anything in his life.

Source: people.com

Really, Mr. Lawyer? Jesse loves her more than he loves frequent unprotected sex with lots of tattooed skanks? I'm sorry. That was not nice of me at all to generalize about these women. I don't know that they all have tattoos.

Sooo... who loves menstrating? *raises hand, shakes head no* Who loves Tampon commercials? Saw the new Kotex commercials through Popeater. Guys, I think you'll enjoy them to. Trust the Ginger. I'd never steer you wrong.

I think it's time for a WTF moment, don't you?

Source: pictureisunrelated.com

Holy inappropriate cake, Batman!!!

And that's all the time I have for today. Because, well, I have a few peeps left that I need to eat. As in sugar covered marshmallow chicks, not cannibalism. Just wanted to clarify. You know, in case you were concerned. Before I leave you, here's something you should really be concerned about...

Boys who have unusual first names are more likely to have mental problems than boys with conventional names. Girls don't seem to have this problem.

-OMG Facts

Apparently my two boys are screwed. I better start saving for their therapy now.



  1. Uh oh. My sons' names are Lucian and Loki. Do you think they'll be ok? *fake worry*

  2. The first tampon commercial made me die giggling, lol. My brothers have conventional names, and they need therapy! But your kid's name are beautiful!

  3. Scaarlet, mine are named Haven and Seamus. We're in the same boat.

  4. I love those new Kotex commercials...even tweeted abt the first one a few weeks ago. Good ad campaign.