Friday, April 16, 2010

Keep Your Snake To Yourself

Happy Friday everyone! Let's hurry up and get through this so we can get to the weekend. And by we I really mean me. The weather in Needmore, Alabama is a sunny 84 degrees today. Traffic on the 405 is bumper to bumper because we needmore lanes.

In the news, a South Carolina man argued with a fellow motel guest, then went and got a 4 foot python, hitting the man in the face with the snake's head.

Source: apnews

Is it weird that my immediate reaction is concern for the snake? I'm talking about the reptile, not the guy who swung it.

US Magazine is reporting that insiders have revealed Kate Hudson got small implants.

I think they look very nice and natural, Kate. Unlike some other people... Can't quite remember who...

Oh right. Heidi Montag. See? I'm not anti-implant. I'm anti-ridiculous implants. My mom's are very natural-looking. O_o

I'm not quite sure why, but this disturbs me slightly.


I'm all for supporting my fellow gingers, but just not this one. Freaks. Me. Out. He's like an adult Chucky doll. Don't fall asleep with him in the house. You know, just to be safe. Cute bunny though.

Hey, WTF!!!


Ummm... why does he have a life jacket?

And that's all the time I have for today. Be good to each other this weekend, gentle viewers. While you're at it, go adopt a bunny from the shelter and think of Carrot Top when you do. For you male readers in Hong Kong (of which I'm sure there are many), be faithful to your wives. Why? Because I said so. And because of this...

In Hong Kong the wife of a husband who commits adultery is legally entitled to kill the mistress in any manner desired - but she may only murder the husband with her bare hands.

-OMG Facts



  1. Dude...bare hands? Otherwise, you can't kill him?

    Maybe the life jacket is there bc there's an underground river? And he doesn't want to drown. lmao

  2. A snake? A snake?! Who sees a snake and thinks "hmmm that looks like a good weapon" oh right. That guy.

    Carrot top is straight up creepy. He's always given the the Heebie Jeebies (is that how you spell that? I've just never written that phrase down before now for some reason). My first thought was "Oh no get that poor defenseless bunny away from him!!"