Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Faith and Fire

Hey, it's Hump Day. *eyes the neighborhood dogs nervously* The weather in Bono, Arkansas is a sunny 85 degrees today. Traffic on the 405 is bumper to bumper so today would be a great day to play that old U2 playlist while you're sitting in your car.

In the news, a woman accidentally lit her hairspray-coated hair on fire while driving and smoking. The town subsequently awarded her the "Village Idiot" title. Apparently it's a yearly title the town votes on and the recipient receives a $100 bar tab at the rural inn.

Source: apnews

Wow, what an idiot, catching her hair on fire like that. That's almost as bad as catching your hairspray-coated permed hair on fire during your fifteenth birthday when you lean over to blow out the candles on your cake. *avoids eye contact with everyone*

In celebrity news, Ryan Phillipe says he's tired of being dogged by the media and always blamed for the break-up of his marriage, saying, "I'm tired of getting sh*t on. I don't feel like I deserve it."

Source: popeater

You're right, Ryan. We've been so unfair to you. After all, it's not your fault you fell in love with your co-star and started sleeping with her on location while your wife was at home taking care of your two kids. Oh wait... yeah it kind of is your fault. Just because you may not be at Jesse James or Tiger's level doesn't mean you don't have a membership in the #douchebag club. You're like the janitor or something.

Holy Odd Pairing, Batman!! Eliza Dushku (Faith the bad-girl slayer) is dating Rick Fox (ex-husband of Vanessa Williams).

Source: splashnewsonline

I'll admit, it's a bit odd. And they look like they belong on a TLC show, "Little People, Big Boyfriend". I suppose there are some advantages to the height difference. If she ever gets tired of walking, he can pick her up and put her in his pocket.

Let us all join hands now, and have a WTF moment...


So THIS is where Heidi Montag shops. Heidi I say go for the big ones next time.

Well that's all the time I have for today. Enjoy the rest of your hump day... keep a distance from strange dogs and know this...

-OMG Facts



  1. Not fair! How come that cranky looking guy gets to be with Eliza? I've had a huge crush on her for YEARS! Guess I'm just not tall enough for

  2. Do I dare ask what a Feckless Goblin is? *nervous*

  3. *snickering*

    Oh my...pocket-sized slayers do it for me.

    Inflateable booby type thingys?? umm...WTF?

    Hump day? from the woman with HOW many bunnies in her house? I'd be not so worried about the neighborhood dogs if I were you. Dont want yet another unexpected little of bunny kittens; Ginger!!

  4. I didn't know we had a town named Bono in Arkansas. Learn something new every day.