Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Harold and Maude Kick Ass

*Looks around* I didn't notice any earthquakes yesterday. Me thinks Mr. Iranian Cleric is going to have to come up with a better reason for the earthquakes, like continental plates shifting, pressure building under the earth's crust, underground gophers fighting to the death, etc.

In fact I think the only ones who were affected by yesterday's Boobquake were those in Blue Ball, Pennsylvania. I think you know why. Speaking of, the weather in Blue Ball is a cloudy 58 degrees today. If you're in that state, it might be a particularly rough commute to work, with the bumper to bumper traffic on the 405, unless your carpool buddy is particularly understanding and can lend you a hand. O_o


In the news today, Stephen Hawking stated that he believes there is alien life forms out there and that we should be afraid of them.


Source: huffingtonpost



He likens a visitation to Earth by Aliens as a repetition to what happened when the Spaniard Conquistadors "visited" the Indians. We need to arm ourselves in preparation. Quick, who's got the Tom Jones music?


Speaking of people who might be aliens posing as earthlings, Randy Quaid and his wife were arrested for failing to show up to several court hearings regarding leaving a swanky Santa Barbara hotel without paying the $10,000 bill.


Source: tmz.com


Check out those pink handcuffs the police was putting on him. Next time I get arrested, I'll ask for pink ones. Or maybe purple. Randy, Randy, Randy... How did you stray so far from the awesome genes jeans your brother Dennis has?


Have you guys seen the movie "Kick Ass"? I just saw it a few days ago, and I must say, it Kicked Ass. Seriously. Can't wait to see it again. Well I was surprised that the main star of the film, 19 year old Aaron Johnson is pulling a Harold and Maude, and is engaged to a 43 year old woman who is pregnant with their child. Mr. Ginger and I got engaged when he was 19, but I was only 20. (not 43)


Source: popeater



Well guys, I wish you the best, and I hope you stay together until her death you do part. Hey I just realized something... If those two crazy kids can pull it off, that means there's hope for me and Taylor Lautner!


And now for our WTF moment!


Source: pictureisunrelated.com


Cruella De-Ville could no longer ignore the fact that she had torrid affair with the Pygmy King 20 years ago. That is, once her son tracked her down and insisted on holding her hand wherever they went.


Well mateys, that's all the time I have for today. Be kind to your enemies, so they'll never suspect it was you who kicked them when their back was turned. Tomorrow let's meet here, same time, same place. Oh and before I leave, you mustn't go another day without knowing...


The lion costume in the film Wizard of Oz was made from real lions.

-OMG Facts


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4 comments:

  1. Mr. Fillion better watch out, we might all become cougars and set our lust glances on Hollywood's up and comer's. ;-)

    My first thought was Taylor but only for a second or two and if his IMDB is correct I am three months older than a certain captain.

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  2. Uh... Mr. Fillion has nothing to worry about. I'm just hoping he likes married redheads with three kids.

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  3. Mars Attacks reference, awesome! If you get Taylor, hope pictures start showing up on the internet, by accident of course.

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  4. Lisa yes!!! I'm glad someone got my Mars Attacks reference. That was the best part. Tom Jones music making their heads explode. LOL

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