Thursday, April 22, 2010

Dyslexic Thumb Sucker

Top of the morning to you! It's almost Friday!!! The weather in Vader, Washington is a partly cloudy 63 degrees today. However, even if the force is with you, I'm afraid you will be stuck in bumper to bumper traffic if you take the 405. Jedi mind tricks do not work on traffic.


In the news today, a dying man is trying to sell ad space on his urn. That's definitely thinking outside the box. Or outside the urn. *batum bum*



Source: apnews


Of course if you read further it says he wants to make $800 so his wife will have the money to cremate him. Hey, don't you pull on my heartstrings without my permission. I only have one heartstring left anyway and I must keep it safely locked away.


In celebrity news, Tori Spelling is in talks to start her own talk show. However, they are looking for a male sidekick to be her BFF, and specifically asking for a Will & Grace vibe.


Source: JustJared



Hmmm... so basically they're saying they want a flamboyantly gay man to play Tori's sidekick/BFF. Ru Paul? Or she can steal Jessica Simpson's BFF Ken Paves. He could give Tori hair extensions while they talk on the show. Brilliant! Ok maybe not.


You know who is brilliant? The photographer who did the Alexander Skarsgard photoshoot for the current issue of VMAN magazine. Why is he brilliant? Because he managed to take a picture of a very attractive man and make him look like a total goober. That takes real skill right there.


Source: JustJared


I can almost hear the photographer's voice in my head. "Oh yes, Alexander that was great. Now... show me... dyslexic thumb sucker."


Hey, WTF!!!!



Source: pictureisunrelated.com



R2! You got yo pants on the ground, pants on the ground... Lookin' like a fool with yo pants on the ground.


And that's all the time I have for you today. Have a razzle dazzle day and remember this...


101 Dalmatians and Peter Pan (Wendy) are the only two Disney cartoon features with both parents that are present and don't die throughout the movie.

-OMG Facts


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1 comment:

  1. What about "Jim Dear" and "Darling" from Lady and the Tramp?

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