Thursday, April 15, 2010

Douchebagapalooza

Good morning everyone! It's a lovely 71 degrees and partly cloudy in Rudeville, New Jersey today. Traffic on the 405 is bumper to bumper, so you may want to consider blowing a kiss to everyone in the lanes on either side of you.


In the news, a woman in New York faces up to 5 years in prison and a $250,000 fine for selling goats while collecting worker's comp.


Source: apnews


I think we can all learn something from this woman's poor choices. If you're going to collect worker's comp in New York, do not sell goats. It's just not worth it. Maybe kittens or bunnies, but not goats. The Feds don't like it.


In celebrity news, Larry King files for his 8th divorce. This following an argument between he and his wife over accusations that he's a card carrying member of the douchebag club.


Source: tmz.com


Apparently his wife believes he has been carrying on an affair for years with her SISTER. I believe that elevates you to a higher level of douchebaggity. Larry, I think you just earned yourself the President-Elect title.


Speaking of douchebags, Charlie Sheen was spotted leaving the residence of model/paid escort "Nina" wearing a fake moustache and sunglasses. The model reportedly attended the final taping of "Two and A Half Men" and spent time with Sheen at his home when Brooke was out of town.


Source: popeater.com


Oh come on. You expect me to believe Charlie Sheen is involved with a model/paid escort? Apparently his rep says Sheen put on the fake moustache as a "tongue-in-cheek" gag because he knew he was being followed by the Poprocksies. Why is he smoking a cigarette while he's leaving her house? I'm sure it's completely innocent. Maybe they were playing Scrabble.


Yesterday in L.A. Nicole Kidman, Keith Urban and their daughter Sunday were spotted entering "Active Cultures Frozen Yogurt". Sounds appetizing. O_o


Source: justjared.com


I don't know about the frozen yogurt, but Nicole looks like she would be more at home in a ribs shack. Nicole, please. Next time you're in the mood for something cold, try Baskin Robbins. Double scoop. With toppings.


Hey WTF!!


Source: pictureisunrelated.com


You know some dogs pee when they're scared too.


And that's all the time I have for today. While you're blowing kisses to everyone today, you might want to consider this:


Be careful when offering a "French kiss" in Austria since in that country, "French Kiss" is slang for fellatio.

-OMG Facts


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