Monday, April 5, 2010

Canada's Sneaky Plan

Happy Monday everyone. Raise your hand if you have a sugar hangover from Easter weekend! *raises hand, takes a swig of Maalox* The weather today in Shitbritches Creek, California is a sunny 68 degrees today. Traffic on the 405 is bumper to bumper, but at least you aren't on the 5 freeway near Baja, CA because the aftershocks of yesterday's earthquakes might make you think you were in Shitbritches Creek.

In the news today, a doctor at Cape Fear Valley Medical Center performed a C-section, only to find there was no baby inside. Yep, the lady was not pregnant. Prior to the C-section an intern performed an ultrasound on her, only to find there was no heartbeat. I'm not a doctor, but that might have been the first clue there was no baby inside her. *shrugs*


Uh, lady... did your doctor have a huge cross tattooed on his back? Kind of resembled Robert DeNiro? You probably should've chosen a different hospital. #justsaying

In celebrity news, it looks like Bruce Springsteen has joined the douchebag club. Maybe Tiger and Jesse can let him be the secretary.

According to the divorce papers filed by the other woman's soon-to-be-ex-husband, The Boss and this other woman have been carrying on an affair since 2005. Shouldn't be too surprising considering Springsteen got together with his current wife while married to his first wife. What is that saying? Once a cheater, always a douchebag?


In non-douchebag news, here is a picture of Ryan Gosling running and playing fetch with his dog in a nearby LA park. Did you know he's Canadian? Cause I totally didn't.

Source: justjared

You know who else is Canadian?

Ryan Reynolds

Keanu Reeves

Hayden Christensen

Scott Speedman

And of course my favorite Canadian of all...

Nathan Fillion

You know what I think? I think Canada is trying to overtake America by infiltrating us with attractive men. Sneaky Canada, very sneaky. You've earned my respect for all your contributions. I will no longer refer to you as "America's Hat". Probably. Maybe. Okay sometimes.

On a completely different WTF note, I hope everyone enjoyed your Easter yesterday. Because I'm not sure you will be getting anything from the Easter bunny next year. Just a hunch.


Well folks, that's all the time I have for today. Before I go, I leave you with this...

Men have nipples because, as an embryo, everyone is a female until the Y chromosome kicks in.

-OMG Facts



  1. Ryan Reynolds is from, BC! Wow, we grow them big and beautiful in beautiful BC!

  2. Oohhhhhhhh Canada! Yeah, we've got hunks like that just roaming the streets. It's amazing that I even make it inside to check your blog posts. lol

  3. Man...if the Wizard Alien can get to the Boss, are any of us safe? :(

    GOD DAMN YOU Wizard Alien!


  4. Canada has some attractive beings...maybe I should move >.>

  5. Im thinking living in Ohio is a mistake, I need to go to Canada. And oh Ryan Reynolds looks so yummy!

  6. I agree Lisa. I'm thinking I should learn the words to "Oh Canada". LOL

  7. Carolyn ( 6, 2010 at 9:55 AM

    And to think all this time I thought that I was your favourite Canadian. I guess I don't mind losing my spot to Castle...he is pretty yummy!

  8. if we are your hat...does that also make you our underpants..hehehe...andyes we do make them hunky...lets not forget michael j french...from family affair...was from vancouver island....hahah

  9. Thank you Thank you Thank you for posting that picture of Ryan Gosling. I will dream of that picture for a long time. I did name my son after when. Just saying..

  10. Yah so I'm moving to Canada. #justsaying.