Monday, April 26, 2010

Boobquake!!!

Welcome back to another week of Gingersnaps in the morning. Ready to start the week? Well it doesn't really matter because I'm doing it anyway. The weather today in Ogle, Kentucky is a rainy 58 degrees today. Sounds like one of those days you need to call in sick, snuggle up on the couch under a blanket and drink hot chocolate. Or if you're a stay-at-home-mom, time to put on a movie for the kids so you can curl up on a couch in a different room, drinking your hot chocolate. If you do choose to go to work, traffic on the 405 is bumper to bumper, so feel free to ogle your neighbors. Especially if they're sweet on the eyes.


Do you know what today is? BOOBQUAKE!!! Well you see, an Iranian cleric is blaming the promiscuous dress of some women, especially clothing that shows cleavage as the reason behind the earthquakes around the world. And here I thought all this time it was Poseidon making the earthquakes. *shrugs* Well a bunch of angry women formed a world wide group to prove to the cleric that boobs do not cause earthquakes. So today, thousands of women across the world are showing their cleavage in solidarity.



Source: news.com.au


And who am I really, to shy away from such an experience?



Now we all sit and wait (and pray) there is no earthquake today to prove us wrong. But just to tempt the fates, let's show some celebrities to the Iranian Cleric who is undoubtedly reading my blog every morning.

Hey Mr. Iranian Cleric... I brought a chair for you. Sit down and get comfortable.


Source: pictureisunrelated.com


Here are some boobs, who are showing their boobs. (except you Miss Dolly. You are not a boob, despite your famous rack)



Now if there was ever an earthquake producing picture, I think these pairs of boobs might just do the trick.

Thanks Chris!


So today is a very important day. I tempted the fates and we will see if boobquake sends an earthquake. If we do have one, well... I'll have to refrain from boob pics on my blog from now on. If not... boobapalooza, baby!


So who's with me? Who wants to show their support boobs with me? Leave a comment and link to your pic! Let's see if we can send Mr. Iranian Cleric a boob slap in the face.


Are you with me?

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8 comments:

  1. I died laughing when I read the article yesterday. Us girls have been teasing, "it's more proof that we are goddesses & have the power to make the earth move!" We are all behind ya! #boobquake day ready, boobs at attention and VISIBLE ;)

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  2. OMG! That picture of that old bag of bones w/ the wrinkled leather two grapefruits trapped underneath is so gross!

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  3. 1. I am with you, but the hubs considers my "new and improved by pregnancy hormones" boobs to be his personal gift from God, which he is not sharing nor tempting fate with, and therefore, my solidarity is not pictorial.

    2. Um, I was with you until the old leather lady. Yuck. Double Yuck. I don't know if her teenie tiny little thong is worse than the tumors on her chest/abdomen or not, but I am glad I don't also have a rear-view, ifyaknowwhatimean. Although, her faux-beehive is not too shaby:)

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  4. ROFL!!!!!!!! Can't. Catch. My. Breath. HAhahahahahaha!!!! And yes, truly gross shrively old body - and yet, she still has more boobage than I do! So no, I can't help you with the photo spread. That was definitely the grossest thong photo ever! Loved the man boobs though! I really must make an effort to read these in the a.m., this would definitely have helped during the rough parts of my day. I think I'll make a cup of hot cocoa!

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  5. I looked at this post this morning and I am still thinking of that old lady with the bad implants....*shudder*

    I would love to join the campaign to show cleavage (and show my new sparkle pink bikini top) but unfortunately I am technically challenged and I don't know how to post pictures.

    And you're right- dolly is no boob

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  6. Completely grossed out by that old woman in the teeny tiny bikini! EWWW!!!! LOVE your blog!!!

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  7. LOL Missy. I gross you out and then you love my blog? That's awesome!

    Graceling, I was thinking the same thing on the raisin woman. Is the thong worse than her funbags? I'm thinking so.

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  8. Ugh.....picture of wrinkly old lady in bikini....6 years ago....

    still potent..... I am 100% traumatized

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