Monday, March 22, 2010

WP is for Wonky Pickles

Goodmorning goodmorning, everyone goodmorning. The weather today in Penistone, UK is 56 degrees. The traffic on the 405 is bumper to bumper which will give you plenty of time to think about what well endowed Englishman got a town named after him.

In the news today, we're featuring Donna Simpson who weighs 1/2 way to 1000 pounds. Her goal is to keep eating until she reaches 1000 pounds and is the heaviest woman in the world.


Way to go Donna! That is certainly a unique goal. I'll give you a couple of suggestions... Little Debbie Swiss Cake Rolls, Double Stuff Oreos, fudge, and Dr Pepper to wash it down with. And remember, it's quantity, not quality. I may possibly have some sympathy for your pall bearers.

In the news today, Jesse James is STILL a big fat poopy head. His mistress, or at least the one we know about has some interesting pictures surfacing.


And while her ex husband claims the "W & P" on the back of her legs stands for "White Power", she claims they stand for "Wet Panties". I for one am inclined to believe her because she looks very trustworthy. I'm a good judge of character when it comes to these things.

Ladies, have you wished to have the long necks of the African Princesses?

Well, this is your lucky day. For now they have the latest in WTF technology...


You just put the inflatable coils around your neck and pump pump pump your way to having the lovely long necks of those African beauties. And uh, those popping sounds are perfectly normal.

Well that's all the time I have for today. I'm still on the hunt to find Spank and hopefully when I do, her computer will be working again. Be nice to your friends, mean to your enemies, and 10 points for every old lady you trip along the way. Before I go, I leave you with this to ponder...

Don’t you find it weird we teach our kids: scrub a dub dub, three men in a tub?

We dedicate today's post to Meggie AKA ReelHot2Touch AKA Reelhimin. She lost her long battle with a brain tumor and kidney failure yesterday, and Spank and I are so very sad to see her go. She touched the lives of everyone she knew and brightened our days. Meggie, you will be missed, but we are rejoicing with you that you are in our dear Lord's arms now. You have no more pain and won't spend another minute in the hospital. We've lost a dear friend and Meggie, you know we love you. But most of all, we are so glad you get to see your son again. Save us a seat because we can't wait to see you on the other side!


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