Monday, March 15, 2010

Milky Monday

It's Spank and Ginger in the morning. The weather in Chilly, France is currently 32 degrees which means the weather is not unlike the residents. Traffic on the 405 is bumper to bumper because the French drive rude.

Hello there Spank. I see you made good work of my absence on Friday with your Jacksperpalooza.

Yes, it should be a weekly feature.

Uh, I don't know about that. I do think this makes us even though. Speaking of even... did you hear about the NY Chef that now makes cheese from human breast milk?


Liquid cannibalism.


HUMAN breast milk? Must I explain everything?

So human babies that breastfeed are cannibals?


Okay, so you're saying you wouldn't try it if it was offered to you?


Not even a tiny taste?

Do I stutter?

No you don't, Spank. But you do snort, which is way cool. Speaking of things that aren't cool, Heidi Montag has replaced Spencer Pratt as her manager and has hired her psychic/healer intuitive to take his place.


She says (and I quote) "Having an intuitive psychic leading my team gives me an edge no one else has".

I hope her psychics tell her to travel to Tibet by herself for 5 years and speak to no one while there.

I'm still trying to figure out what a healer intuitive means.

If Heidi Montag is speaking, it means nothing.

Just more hot air, apparently. Hey WTF!


Where are the eggs and toast?



Hey, I've seen this movie. That's the Shadow King from Princess and The Frog!

Suddenly I feel like going to IHOPs... And for you? Food for thought:

What is the parking situation like at the Special Olympics?


  1. mommy's milk cheese...#sicknast

    a psychic for a manager...brilliant not. Those ppl are fake, that psychic is feeding her hot air if you ask me. Don't be surprised if you see her pumping gas at your local gas station #mismanagement

  2. Yeah, the mommy milk cheese... just gross. I don't want to eat someone else's bodily fluids. Thanks.

  3. o.O @dazzledbyhim ...not gonna go there.

    and you know what? this could be the BEST damn thing for heidi. maybe this way she'll be on the street in no time flat; and we wont have to see her fake plastic mug anymore!!!

    Breast milk cheese? well we happily eat cows tit juice so...well at least this stuff is meant for our bodies..and who knows? might even be good. I'd think about renaming it though. Yes; I'd try it. we only live once; after all. and tbh; we ALL drank some form of this as small children anyway...not too much of a stretch.