Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Lost in Space

It's Spank and Ginger in the morning. The weather in Mars, Pennsylvania is currently 26 degrees which dispels the myth that Mars is uninhabitable due to the heat, but the cold. Traffic on the 405 is bumper to bumper but fret not, you only have 30 Seconds to Mars.

Speaking of Mars, just this past week they announced the official cause of dinosaur extinction: An asteroid hitting the earth.

Source: news.yahoo.com

Extinct? I thought Nancy Reagan was a living dinosaur.

Perhaps she was slightly later than the Cretaceous-Tertiary period of time. You know, they say that that asteroid is the reason why mammals, including people were able to thrive on the earth. Maybe this should be some annual holiday or something. Happy Mammal Day? So sorry you're extinct but happy we thrived Day?

If I get a day off from work and 10% off at retail store Mammal Day sales, I fully support this.

We should make a bill. On Capitol Hill. Speaking of bills, you know how a lot of women use their boobs, right?

*looks at your Twitter avatar* Uhhh, yeah.

Yes I suppose you could say I use mine as a billboard. But former Playboy Playmate Kendra Wilkinson uses her boobs to get privacy from the PopRocksies.

Source: people.com

What a boob.

Yeah, she lifts up her shirt because she believes it's too expensive to blur boobs. Apparently she's never heard of Photoshop Elements that comes FREE with many computers. Yep, she's a boob.

Hey Spank, have you got a WTF pic for us?

Do I have a WTF picture for us? My middle name is WTF.

Source: pictureisunrelated.com

Is that what happens when Broadway goes to war?

*sings* "Memory, all alone on an uzi... I can smell the gunpowder as it burns me to cat ash..."

And on that sweet, sweet note, that's all the time we have for today. Before we go, we'll leave you with this to consider...

Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?



  1. LMAO!!! Does this mean we need to start flashing our boobs more often? What if you're in the middle of a party and you need some privacy?
    Oh and I fully support Happy Mammals day! count me in!(after all I am a mammal, aren't I?) *confused*

  2. Yes, I think we all need to flash our boobs more.

    And here's to Happy Mammal Day! *raises beer glass*

  3. Happy Mammary Day!!!!! *also raises beer stein*