Monday, March 29, 2010

Gingersnaps in the Morning

Happy Monday to you! If you are confused, The Spank and Ginger Show is now called Gingersnaps in the Morning. It may look different, have a different name and one host instead of two, but don't worry... you'll get the same silly nonsense you have come to enjoy.


The weather today in Deadman Landing, Florida is a sunny 70 degrees with a chance of afternoon showers. Though traffic on the 405 is bumper to bumper, you would be advised to wear your seat belt, or you may just be a deadman.


In the news today, cases of Syphilis in the UK have increased fourfold as a result of people meeting through Facebook and meeting up for unprotected sex.


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Source: foxnews


Come on guys, be safe out there. You know you're going to get a virus if you click on those links your Facebook friends send to your inbox. Just say no.


Speaking of things that you should say no to, Mike Tyson has decided to get in the pigeon racing business.


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Source: foxnews


The good news is that pigeons don't have ears. Oh hey, sorry Evander. In other news, Jesse James is still a big fat poopy head. Gloria Allred, lawyer to hookers and porn stars who bed married celebrities, is now representing Jesse James mistress #4.


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Source: popeater.com


I'm not going to say anything bad about Gloria Allred or she will sue me for libel. This is me... not saying anything.


Hey WTF!!!


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Source: pictureisunrelated.com


It's the new TLC show "The Little Chocolatiers"! Though I think some of those might be made out of fondant.


...aaand that's all the time I have for today. Check back tomorrow for a brand new Gingersnaps in the Morning. In the meantime, chew on this:


Sex is a pain reliever, 10 times more effective than Valium.

-OMGfacts


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9 comments:

  1. Hi Ginger...welcome back! Keep on doing what you do and we will be here to read it. Thank you!

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  2. Good to read from you again, Ginger :)

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  3. I've missed you Ginger! Its great to have you back.

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  4. Thanks guys!! You keep reading and I'll keep blogging!!

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  5. Haha! What a hoot! Thanks for the laughs!!

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  6. Welcome back!!!!!!! hugs. Great new blog, love the cover of you and the Ginger Snap. He he he. Keep up the blog work.
    I have one thing to say about facebook and syphillis is staying off facebook but I wonder if Farmville and Cafe customers are in danger of catching it must dettox the cafe.
    Allred, nothing to add because like you said she could sue me for labelling her all red and no action.

    Ta ta for now xxx

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  7. Great blog Ginger! Keep up the hilarity and I will keep reading! On a serious note you make me smile everyday during a not so fun time.

    Andrea @pinkylips29

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  8. Love the blog Ginger!! The internet seemed so quiet this past week... and not in the nice peaceful way, but in the "what the hell happened to all the delicious funniness??" kind of way.

    So, basically- welcome back.

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  9. You guys are awesome. I'm truly humbled. Thank you!

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