Happy Hump day everyone! The weather in Maine, Maine (yes, that's right) is 43 degrees with a forecast of rain. The traffic on the 405 is bumper to bumper, so you have plenty of time to call me and tell me if you've been to Maine, Maine or just Maine.
In the news today, an Indonesian teenager cut off his own penis and dropped it in a well after learning that his girlfriend intended to wed another man.

Source: news.com.au
I'm not sure that was the best way to win his girlfriend back. And if he's going to go to all that trouble, shouldn't he have done something more creative with it? Like, go all Picasso and mail it to his girlfriend? Hey kid? I'm not sure the whole adage "Time heals all wounds" necessarily applies in your case. Next time get drunk or write a poem or something. Awww who am I kidding? There won't be a next time, because you, unlike Koalas, only have one hee haw to remove. (thanks to my Aussie BFF for that bit of trivia!)
In celebrity news, Jesse James is still a big fat poopy head. Jesse has now checked himself into a clinic for treatment. I believe the name of the place he's at is called Douchebags R Us. Hey, it worked for Tiger. I'm not sure if Jesse thinks Sandra is as gullible as Elin. I'm guessing no.

Source: people.com
On a completely different note, John Stamos was spotted shopping in L.A. this week.

Source: popsugar
That dude never ages. I'm guessing Jacob gave him a "gift" too, just like he did for Richard Alpert.

Either that or he's not human. Speaking of not human, raise your hand if you can't wait until June 13th! *whispers to the confused readers* It's the date of the season 3 premiere of True Blood.
If you're waiting like I am, here's a little eye candy from me. If you're not waiting, just skip ahead.

It's time for a WTF moment!!

Source: pictureisunrelated.com
Hmmm... I'm not sure what's more disturbing. The tags sticking out of their butts or the handicapable guy with the long stick.
And that's all the time I have for today... Men, if you suffer a painful break-up, and are considering doing harm to your hee haw, you should keep in mind that you are not one of the following...
Iguanas, Koalas and Komodo dragons all have two penises.
He cut off his hee haw? Holy momma... And what the hell? Iguanas, Koalas and Komodo dragons have two of them? *giggles* I wonder why... maybe the female rip tend to rip em off when they get mad... *snickers*
ReplyDeleteWow, 2 huh? How often do they stick it in the wrong hole? ha ha.
ReplyDeleteI don't want to be racist or nuthin' but why do the WTF moments so often feature Asian people? (I said I didn't WANT to be racist, not that I wasn't gonna be.)
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Gen, I hadn't realized it before you said it. You're right.
ReplyDeleteThank you for the eye candy today...REEEE-OWW! And, I'm waiting, but not patiently for 6/13!
ReplyDeleteThat's sick! def. not the best way to get a girls interest *snorts*
ReplyDeleteI love the WFT pic it made me laugh my ass off!
Oh and God bless you for the Alex eye candy. I knew there was a reason while I love you.
Lucky Koala females! LMAO
Hee Haw, just wanted to say Donkeys say "Hee Haw". Great job again Ginger, xxx nibbles a ginger snap. Gorgeous men as well woof woof. Stops drooling now off to watch a recording of the Murdoch Mysteries Yannick is hotter than a hot ginger snap :)
ReplyDeleteOkay, am I the only person that sees the butt on the end giving birth to a hairy monster??
ReplyDeleteW.T.F.F?
Ashleigh, YES! I noticed that!!! Soooo nasty!!! LMAO
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