Friday, March 19, 2010

Bras and Pirates

TGIF baby. The Spankster is still offline and I'm here trying to fill her shoes. They're pretty big shoes to fill. No really. (bigger feet than mine)

Welcome to Ginger in the morning, the weather in Hell's Hole, Colorado has a high of the upper 20's and should expect 8-16 inches of snow today. If that's not a sign of the end times, I don't know what is. Traffic on the 405 is bumper to bumper so now will be a good time to think about what comes after the end of times.


Now, for the news. During a recent police raid, a woman hid $26,000 in her bra. Yeah you read that right, $26,000! IN HER BRA!



Source: m.apnews.com


Sheeeot, I can't even hide all my boobage in my bra, let alone anything else. Now if it was someone like Calista Flockhart, wearing my bra she could probably hide at least $30,000 in there.


Speaking of boobs, here's a picture of Jay Leno with someone he thinks is a fan. Check out that writing on his hand. "Co Co FTW".



Source: tmz.com


I'm telling you it's the guy standing with Jay Leno that is FTW. He rocks socks.


Speaking of socks and other things that probably shouldn't be shared among family, here's a recent picture of Ryan O'Neal and his daughter Tatum.



Source: dlisted.com

Hmmmmmm. Mackenzie Phillips, do you need to have a talk with Tatum?


Hey WTF!!!



Source: ridingabuttertub.com

I think the sign is saying the top scenario is the only the only one that is safe. All the other scenarios will turn you into a pirate. I want to be a pirate and have a pet alligator. Yaharrr me leather-backed matey, lets scare up som' rum from th' scurvy locals.


And that's all the time I have for today. Have a great weekend. Be good to yourselves, annoy those you don't like and ponder this:

If a terminator is someone who kills, shouldn't an exterminator be the opposite?

-goodquotes.com


4 comments:

  1. ARRRRRR! Love the CoCo pic! You've been doing a fantastic job this week running the show solo, Ginger! *high five*

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  2. You do know that Ryan O'Neil hit on Tatum at Farrah's funeral. He claims he didn't know who she was.

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/08/03/ryan-oneal-i-hit-on-my-da_n_249668.html


    He is just nasty!

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  3. Yes... Colorado is a fail right now. It was so warm all week and now we're getting pummeled with snow again. T^T

    Bahaha! Leno is like "check me and my uber cool fan!" now but in a few days when he gets this in his email he's going to feel like a total dope. It'll be sweet.

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  4. Thank you Ben. Your feedback is much appreciated.

    Dani I remembered that article which is what makes that hug/kiss between them even creepier.

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