Wednesday, February 3, 2010

This Post Has Stamina

It's Spank and Ginger in the morning. The weather in St. Louis, Missouri is 39 degrees with clear skies. It's a great day to have a Bud Light under the Gateway Arch. Traffic on the 405 is bumper to bumper so technically you would NOT be drinking and driving. #dontdrinkanddrive

Morning Spank! How was that Lost episode last night? I can't believe they finally told us what the numbers mean!

I can't believe Benjamin Linus is actually Luke Skywalker's father!

I didn't see that coming at all. Well, best not to let too many secrets fly for the latecomers who TIVO'd the show. But speaking of Luke Skywalker's father... did you know that sunbathing increases testosterone in men?

Source: BBC News

I don't know if that's an accurate study. I mean vampires don't sunbathe and they have stamina. #theycangoallnight

It's from the BBC which means "Bet yer Butt it's Correct". Vampires gotta have something else going for them.

I always thought BBC stood for Bad British Comedy. But, I digress. I know what vampires have going for them but this is a family show, Ginger.

Speaking of family show... a favorite person of ours was spotted surfing.

Source: TMZ

The dude is 55 and as lean as a Foster's farm turkey.

Dennis MF Quaid is very pale which must mean he has no testosterone.

He seemed to have plenty of testosterone here:

Oh yeah, well he definitely has no more testosterone than he had right here:

So I think we just proved that BBC report wrong with our photographic evidence that Dennis MF Quaid is rockin' the testosterone in his fair skin. I'm starting to think BBC means Big Bucket of Crap.

Ginger, did you ever think that Spank and Ginger raise the testosterone level of men? Perhaps WE are the bucket of sunshine.

I didn't think about that. That is a definite possibility. And I was even belly-dancing for Dennis Quaid that night. That's like a Native American rain dance, but with sunshine.

You were kinda belly-dancing for everyone, Ginger.

Yeah, that part is a little fuzzy for me.

Speaking of things that aren't at all fuzzy, as if Gisele Bundchen hasn't given us enough reason to hate her, she now says giving birth wasn't painful.


She's married to Tom Brady. He's a big man. Do the math.

Good point. Speaking of big hee haws... how about a WTF moment for today?


Okay that's just wrong. Those shoes don't go with that shirt at ALL. Oh and I Spy an Eclipse book.

I was thinking the same thing. And I'm not sure the shirt that says "PEEN" really goes well with the outfit either. You think he bought a copy of Eclipse there?

Well he's just stating the obvious, really. Was he never taught to leave something to the imagination? *covers my eyes with his copy of Eclipse*

Apparently not. Hey, how about some eye candy to cleanse our palates? Christina Hendricks was the DGA award ceremony recently.


I believe she's one of those rare cases who has an itty bitty body and huge iNatural boobs.

She looks stuffed.

I really would hate to see the results of her taking off her bra at night. Might kill someone if she's not careful.

Well, how do you do it?

That's a trade secret. But I do have to be careful. There was this one time where Mr. G was standing too close and... I {censored} my {censored} right in his {censored} giving him a huge {censored}. But back to the picture, you know Christina Hendricks was in Firefly, right?

Yes *shakes head no*

Of COURSE you don't know, because you haven't watched past the first episode. *pfffft*

I promise to watch it when Nathan Fillion follows you back on Twitter.

Oh boy. *rolls eyes* That's not going to happen.

Dr Pepper followed you. The impossible IS possible, my friend.

Speaking of impossible... how about some eye candy for the ladies?


Ginger, I love Benjamin Linus. It's not always about looks. There is something to be said for a villainous manipulator who displays an uncanny ability to be both ruthless and endearing.

Hey, you'll get no arguments from me. I see the allure. Similar to that of Severus Snape.

Spank does love the bad boys.

Speaking of spanking bad boys, that's all the time we have for today. Before we go, we'll leave you with this parting thought:

How come you can kill a deer and put it on your wall but it's illegal to keep them as a pet?


  1. I think that creepy old man's shirt actually says PORN, not PEEN... but either way... totally wrong!
    I'm not sure who that redhead is, but she's HOT! :)
    And while Dennis Quaid seems to be a cool guy, that picture is kinda creepy still. Yes, he's very fit for being older, but there's something wrong with saggy skin over tight muscles... *shudders*

  2. DMFQ!! He's definitely feeling pain in that surf pic, unlike the night we met when all he could do was respond to me screaming curse words in his face with a cheshire grin.

    Ahh, good times.

    Side nursing bra:
    Giselle had a home birth. Bravo!

  3. Never been to a beach before. If I go, I may test the sunbathing out.

    Dennis Quaid looks like he's 25 years old wearing the shorts. And he's muscularly super skinny.

    Giselle Bundchen and Tom Brady are going to be the next Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt couple-wise.

    I can't stop laughing at that WTF picture. I think he saw Dennis Quaid's picture you all just displayed and decided he wanted to show his "muscular" abs.

    Christina Hendricks looks... how do I put this... ah yeah... H.O.T.! She kinda looks like Rose McGowan.

    I think in case keeping the deer as a pet, the deer might escape and run to the big city (like Chicago, Los Angeles, New York), [thus] it might be hard to catch it and putting them on the wall
    may fool everybody because you might have bought it from the store or made it with something like paper, clay, or whatever.

  4. @Sandi - DMFQ - His work in Overboard was timeless! (I cannot type that without tears!)

  5. Brandon, we should hang out, because I avoid the beach like the plague. Sunshine and redheads don't mix!

  6. *nods @Ginger* I got lucky..all my sisters got the redhead gene..I got Native with white skin; dark hair with red highlights; and zero tolerance for alcohol. #patronmakesmehurl but I can tan like a {censored}

    DMFQ?? saw legion the other day. NOT impressed. HOWEVER; Dennis MF Quaid stole the show...he plays the part of a middle-aged; hard-drinking; no-direction in life person extremely well!

    @Brandon....are you the Brandon I think you are? if so then tanning may not help you out much...I think your test levels are genetically higher from birth. #justsayin and Chicago dont have no beach dude! *laughing* Doesn't need it though; some of the best food on the continent is coming outta that city right now! (thinking WD-50...MOTO....DAMN i wanna go there NOW)

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