Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Smackdown

It's Spank and Ginger in the morning. The weather in Weed, California is currently 58 degrees and partly cloudy. Dude! This is most excellent weather for germinating seeds. *coughs* Traffic on the 405 is bumper to bumper due to a fiberweed van that has decided to chill out for a while.



Good morning sunshine!!! How are you this fine day?




*smiles like the ray of sunshine I am* I am fabulous, Gingy. Yourself?




Oh I'm just peachy, Spank. Thanks for asking. Say, did you hear about the pregnant woman and her husband who were kicked off a flight for repeatedly asking for water (for the wife)?



Source: huffingtonpost.com


Well, that's the Spirit (Airlines)!




Airlines are just getting stupid. During the "no liquids" rule we were flying back from Africa with our infant daughter. After 25 hours of traveling (Ethiopia to Egypt to London to Chicago) we were boarding our plane from Chicago to Los Angeles. My infant daughter was actively drinking a bottle of formula. They stopped me during boarding and told me I couldn't get on the plane with her bottle. You know, in case she was drinking liquid explosive and I was going to use her to blow up the plane. Though to be fair her poo was pretty explosive at the time. #justsaying



You never can be too careful nowadays, unless, of course, you are a federal immigration employee in which case you should ALWAYS let terrorists in. Just not infant children from Africa with stinky-poo.



Or women with breast implants!!! You know I hear those things can explode.




Breast implants are da bomb.




That's what I hear. Speaking of terrorists, Madonna is apparently back with her 23 y.o. Brazilian boy toy Jesus.




Source: people.com



Is this the appropriate time to say Hallelujah now that Madonna is reunited with Jesus?




I think it's so nice she has come to Jesus again. Or is it come with Jesus? I'm so going to hell for that.




Jesus had his second coming.




Let's just hope he didn't have that with Madonna's daughter. I mean, Madonna better keep a close eye on those two kids. #justsaying




Yep, I see many playdates in their future. You know, 'cause they're almost the same age and stuff.




Speaking of playdates with trannies, did you see Tori Spelling is writing a children's book?




Source:popeater.com



Hmm, she's writing a children's book about a little girl who is constantly told what not to do -- like don't cheat on your husband with a married man who has an infant child and then subject the world to your daily banality in the form of a poorly-rated (not so based in) reality show?



Oh snap! You totally Spanked her.




Maybe Aaron Spelling should have spanked her when she was growing up instead of placated her, and then she wouldn't have believed she had talent, thus sparing the world from her googly eyes.



Googly eyes! Yes!!! I do not get how people with googly eyes can be so successful in show business. *cough* (Melissa Joan Hart, Shannon Doherty)



Where do they all come from? I mean is there a movement in Hollywood for googly eyed actors to have equal rights? Who led the charge for this affirmative action? Mr. Vargas from Fast Times at Ridgemont High?



Yes, Mr. Vargas. He must be behind this! Oh, speaking of classy married couples, did you know that Ice-T turned 52 yesterday?




Source: dlisted.com


Has she been cleared by security? Them there boobs look pretty explosive.




Oh Spank, I think you're right! I didn't even think about that. Perhaps Ice-T should handle those with care to keep them from 'sploding all over him. *shudder*




He might like that.




Oh hey, it's time for a WTF moment!!!




Source: pictureisunrelated.com


If I say what I'm thinking the rating of this blog will be changed.




Can I say what I'm thinking?




I am sure it can't be as bad as what I was thinking.




I'm thinking it's a warning to the rest of the world that Chinese baby boys are going to take over the world with their peens.




*laughs* Well, Ginger, that's not EXACTLY where I was going but let's just say my comment would have been ... explosive.




Whatever could you possibly be talking about? *smiles innocently*




Let's just say that there is an O face.




O.o And with that folks, that's all the time we have for today. Before we go, we leave you with this parting thought:



Can you fart and burp at the same time?

-goodquotes.com


5 comments:

  1. See, this is why I love this blog. Random unexpected pictures of Coco's boobs. :)

    *burp*fart*burp*

    -gen

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  2. funny story...I was at work the other day; and my buddy commented out of the blue: "did you know that if you somehow manage to burp; fart and sneeze at the same time; you'll spontaneously combust?" #truestory

    All I know for certain is that if you sneeze and fart at the same time; it results in an ass-plosion that's usually somewhat messy....

    Ladies!! I missed you! it's been a busy few weeks for ol' Deep; it's very nice to see that the world continues to turn in my absence.

    *mwaaaaaa*

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  3. @Genwar, you're welcome! ;)

    @Deep, we missed you VERY much!!! I can't tell you how excited I was to see a comment from you again! *hugs* And uh... about that sneezing/farting thing... ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

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  4. @Genwar - Just to stand too close to her boobage -- they're liable to explode.

    @Deep - Spank & Ginger is not the same without your commments. We've missed you and are glad you're back. xoxo

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  5. Oh; and let's have a #musicMondayMoment here for CoCo!!

    http://www.davesdaily.com/videoclips/211-camel-toe.htm

    DO IT!

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