Friday, February 26, 2010

Happy Happy Joy Joy

It's Spank and Ginger in the morning. The weather in Lebanon, TN is currently 28 degrees, which should freeze the Mediterranean Sea. Traffic on the 405 is bumper to bumper because drivers are in the middle east lane.

Good morning Sunshine!!!

Why so chipper?

Oh you know... just thinking about a certain movie that Mr. Ginger will be working on soon.

Would this movie have a significant portion of the story that takes place in Texas and Mexico?

If they don't cut that part out of the book.

Oh I've been blast-tweeting communicating with Slade for weeks now. They'll not screw this up if they know what's good for them.

Good to know. I'm sure he's taken all your tweets into consideration. By the way, Mr. Ginger is going to be there next week the same day a certain 18 year old shapeshifter will be there.

Maybe he'll bring a dog home from the office for you.

*rolls eyes* He's not a dog! Must we have this argument daily?

No, but it's fun.

I'm glad you're having fun, Spank. Actually I thought of you when I read this:

Source: bbc news

I am a complicated Spank. Both happy and anxious. So does that cancel out heart disease?

No but by being bffs with you, you're cutting my chance of heart disease by 20%.

Now you're trying to give me diabetes.

Sharing is caring. Hey Spank,

Hey Ginger

What do you think about bleaching young kid's hair?

Source: PopSugar

If Gavin Rossdale was my baby's daddy I'd die his hair green if it pleased him.

I'm only upset I didn't think of it first. Speaking of baby daddies, have you heard of the Tiger Woods scandal?


Well let me fill you in... He cheated on his marginally attractive wife for some really really attractive other women like this:


Did he hit her with his golf club?

Maybe he thinks missing teeth is attractive.

Hole in one!

*laughing* Speaking of well-used holes, Pamela Anderson showed up at a recent fashion show. I just can't decide if this is the Eye Candy moment or the WTF moment.


Well her face is covered so that's a good thing.

That IS a good thing. Actually, I believe THIS is our WTF moment.

Is that the angel for the Christmas Tree in Tim Burton's house?

Could be, Spank. You know what I think? I think Lady Gaga didn't get any attention from her parents when she was a little girl.

Well let's continue in the tradition of her parents, shall we?

Oh yeah totally. She should thank her parents. She certainly owes them for some of her success.

I need a drink. A stiff one. Like Lady Gaga's hair. So while I do that, think about this:

Why is it when we duck they call us chicken?


  1. That Pam Anderson pic makes me want to go buy cantaloupe for some reason.

    Tiger's transparent - everyone knows the toothless whores are good for no teeth scrapes. #youknowwhatimsayin

    And Spank - you and I agree on a man! mmmmm Gavin Rossdale. I have Friday Fuckery images now!

    Have a fab weekend ladies!

  2. I am really tired tonight had some unrully bastard kids turn up and scare the wits out my Mum. Thought she was going to cry. Any way, I need to chill and will comment tomorrow.