Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Hair Of The Dog

It's Spank and Ginger in the morning. The weather in Sydney, Australia, is 81 degrees and partly cloudy so please keep your vegemite sandwiches refrigerated for freshness. Traffic on the 405 is bumper to bumper so it looks like you aren't getting down under or over under anytime soon.

Is that the weather for today in Australia or tomorrow?

It may be in the past since we're seeing it yesterday.

I'm so jealous of the Australians. They always know what tomorrow brings before we do.

They should set up a 1-900 number.

Oh yes, they'd be rich. Speaking of... did you know that more cat owners have degrees from universities than dog owners?

Source: bbc news

Ginger, are you calling me dumb?

Not at all! You're "street smart". *smooches* Speaking of dogs... how do you feel about hairy men?

*looks at you with a confused look* I feel they are hairy *shudders*, why?

Well, in honor of the Wolfman movie, Popeater chose a bunch of hairy celebrities to feature.
Like Burt Reynolds...

Is he phasing?

I think he is. Here's Alec Baldwin...

Ironic that his name has bald in it.

There's nothing "bald" about him. Also ironic that he's a wolf on the inside AND outside.

Here's Steve Carrell...

No wonder he's a 40 year old virgin.

I'd have to agree with that. He's funny but I don't want to see him without a shirt.

Does he NEED a shirt with that much hair on his chest?

Yes he needs a shirt. To protect the eyes of the innocent. Now I love the Scottish, so this makes me torn... but I don't think I could handle Sean Connery...

Bondage, James Bondage.

I think his body hair is his bondage.

It's bonded to him.

Well even he can't top Robin Williams in body hair.

And that's naturally curly, not permed.

I think he might be the missing link. But the one guy I think gets a free pass is on body hair is Chuck Norris. Well, because he's Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris is so bad-ass that his hair stands on end from fear of him.

He's so bad-ass that his chest hair has chest hair. Speaking of creepy body hair, Kate Gosselin got her new hair extensions cut. Popeater asks which 'do looks best on her.


The fact that Kate Gosselin is a household name is hair-raising.

Yeah it's a damn shame, isn't it? Apparently she's spending time away from her kids to write a book about her life. She says she's doing it so when her kids are grown, they will know that all the sacrifices she made were for their benefit.

Look she has eight kids. She needs to make as much money as she can. Those therapy bills are going to add up.

Good point. But back to the hair poll... I'd have to go with "D" None of the above. I think she's destined to have bad hair.

Speaking of Kate Gosselin, do we have a WTF moment for today?

Why yes, Spank we do. In fact today's WTF moment fits perfectly with today's subjects of dogs and bad hair.


The resemblance is uncanny.

I'm just a little confused to why she chose pink. Pink's not the way to go.

It's animal cruelty, really.

Agreed. You suppose this was her photo submission to an online dating service?

Or a breeder.

*jots down the web address for @WolfzJake*

Hey, he doesn't need a pink poodle!

Does anyone NEED a pink poodle? Before you answer that ponder this:

Why do people say, "you've been working like a dog" when dogs just sit around all day?


  1. Chuck Norris pwned Robin Williams!!! #thatisall

  2. Chuck Norris doesn't need a clipper or scissors to cut off his hair. When he says it, the hair runs away from him.

    Chuck Norris doesn't need a can opener to open up a canned good. He uses his thumbnail to open it and he barely show any problems opening it.

    Chuck Norris doesn't need an insect spray to spray a fly or any insect, with or without wings. He just stares at them and the insect passes away. He also disallows the spider to stay in his place and make a spider web.

    I enjoy every single time when Chuck Norris is Trending on Twitter. That means I can tweet jokes about him.

    As much as I like dogs and despise cats, some cats can "actually" be smart.

    You won't ever catch me with a pink poodle - unless I'm in a movie, music video, or something.

  3. Brandon, I loved your comment! You can share Chuck Norris jokes with my ANY DAY OF THE WEEK! I heart that man!!

  4. Thanks Ging! I'll be sure to do that!

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