Friday, January 22, 2010

Raining Politicians

It's Spank and Ginger in the morning, The weather in Edwardsville, Illinois is 35 degrees and cloudy, perfect weather for its namesake and his sparkly kin. Traffic on the 405 is bumper to bumper, so today would be a great day to look for Jimmy Hoffa.

Speaking of weather, you know they're forcing evacuations in some areas of Los Angeles, right?

No I did not know that, Ginger.

Yep, except some people aren't following evacuation orders. And for those that refuse to leave, the authorities are putting pink ribbons on their mailboxes, so they know where to dig if there's a landslide. Can you imagine?

"Oh you're gonna stay in your home? Ok, I'll just put a little pink ribbon on your mailbox then."

"But I don't want a pink ribbon on my mailbox, I don't even like pink."

"Shut up! You're getting pink."

Hey Spank. I think the world is ending.

So says R.E.M. *sings* It's the end of the world as we know it... and I feel fine.

Yeah but I don't feel fine. I mean look at this...


If that's not a sign that the end is near, I don't know what is.

*covers my mouth with my hand as I stare horrified at the photos of celebrities getting wet, and not in a good way* Oh Ginger *shakes my head slowly* I had no idea things were THAT bad in California. Dear God what is happening?!

I know! It's a horrible situation here. Celebrities are NOT SUPPOSED TO GET WET.

Well, they do, but not like ... in ... the ... RAIN?!

I know, right? And get this... yet another reason the world must be ending... John Edwards says he's the father of that lovechild!


Okay NOW I know the world is ending if a politician told the truth. If you'll excuse me, I need to prepare for Armegeddon.

Personally, I don't believe it for a second. I do not think he cheated on his wife. Someone must be paying him to say that.

A politician will say anything for the right price.

Speaking of politicians... I was thinking Mr. Ginger and I and the giblets should get a professional family photo done. So, I was doing a bit of research to come up with a good family pose, and I think I found the perfect one for us...



What I want to know is... who's going to be on top?


Speaking of TMI, this video recently captured my attention:


I bet you can't guess why.

Wow that lady really likes pussy.

Don't you see? I've been going about it all wrong. Here I thought having 6 inside cats was a lot, but I've been messing around with bowls, etc. I need to take a page out of her book and feed them like chickens! Then I can get more cats!

*thinking of Mr. Ginger's reaction and how good that would be for blog material* I think Mr. Ginger would be receptive to the idea. I think you should definitely suggest it to him.

Oh I intend to. This lady is GENIUS. Before I start looking for available kittens, I think we should do the WTF moment. You got one for us, Spank?

I sure do, Ginger.


This is exactly what I need to go with my finger rainbow thingies for when I am online late at night.

Are you sure she's not just using the Party Rats incorrectly?

Who cares?! It's like a freaking Vamp-Signal. I just KNOW Jasper will find me with those neon honkers.

*wondering if they come in purple* Oh hey that's all the time we have for today. Have a great weekend and we'll see you on Monday, provided I don't wash away in the great LA flood of 2010, and in that case Spank will have to become a solo act. But before we go, we'll leave you with this parting thought...

Why is there that little space inside strawberries, as if it was meant for a pit, and then the seeds are on the outside?


  1. Favorite. Post. Ever.

    Tears in my eyes.

    Ladies, next time you're broadcasting from my town, give me a heads up. I'll bring you coffee before I go to bed.

    Also, I love any post that includes the word, "Giblets."

    But, the real question is, how did you get Rain_S of Reading Rainbow to come and model the hooter shooters? Talk about leaving your headlights on!

  2. @SweetLikeSandi, you know you are the one who named my kids the "giblets". <3

  3. AHA!!

    Very nice to see I'm not the only one that sees @Rain_S of "F*cking Reading Rainbow" in a whole new *light* as of....NOW.

    Oh yeah baby; the high beams are most definately on in the Bike Shoppe tonight; WHOOOO!

    Yes; I'm "night blogging" without my party rats on. I really am not having as much fun as I possibly could be right now. Who'da thunk it?

    On that note however; I need to go to bed.

    Confession time though first...

    *drawing lines in the dirt with my toe* ummmm.....Gingie?? Remember how I said I'd get you a duck?

    I um kinda ate it tonight. Oven Roasted. Roasted Bell pepper and Papaya stuffing. Spaghetti Squash. Pan Jus.

    and it was delicious. Maybe I need to get you and Otter...I dont have any recipes for those.

    What do Otters taste like anyway??

    Anyone? Beuller?? Bueller??

    *wanders away singing at the top of my lungs*


    I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay
    I sleep all night and I work all day

    I cut down trees; I eat my lunch; I go to the lavatory..
    On wednesdays I go shopping; and have buttered scones for tea

    I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay; I sleep all night and I work all day

    I cut down trees; I skip and jump; I like to press wildflowers..
    I put on womens clothing; and hang around in bars

    I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay; I sleep all night and I work all day

    I cut down trees; I wear high heels; suspenders and a bra...
    I wish I'd been a girlie; just like my dear papa!! sorry for the longwinded comment. next time; @Deep old man; just post a link.

    Like this:

  4. OME!!! Way to funny girls!

    BTW - Thank You both sooooo much for the book! It just arrived and I can't wait to read it!

  5. Wow, just wow. Was that WTF pic Flash Gordon porn? Does she have rainbow lights elsewhere? Just askin'

  6. LOL... U really don't like rainy wather in California

    Ur blog always crack me up...and the strobe lights...who the hell came up with that idea anyway? lmao

  7. Great post! I told my husband if he ever died, I would become a crazy cat times.