Thursday, January 28, 2010

Monkey See Monkey Do

It's Spank and Ginger in the morning. The weather in London, UK is 40 degrees and mostly cloudy with a 20% chance of precipitation. In other words, par for the course my friends across the pond. Traffic on the 405 is bumper to bumper so this morning is a perfect time to try actually driving on the right side of the road.



Spank I'm sure you heard about the new Apple product the iPad, right? Supposed to be a cross between an iPhone and a laptop?




*grumbles* I'm a PC Ginger. You KNOW this. *stomps feet as I type this on my PC*




What, does that mean you can't talk about Apple products named after feminine hygiene products?




I just take issue with the fact that PCs never trend on Twitter. There's a bias out there against PCers and I intend to expose it. As soon as my computer stops glitching.



That's because PC's SUHK. Anyway... I personally am looking forward to the iPantyliner. Should be like the iPad but thinner and more lightweight.




Maybe you should get the iPad with wings.




I wonder if it comes in red.




*ignoring the gross connotation* It is an Apple, after all.




Speaking of Apples, I found yet another reason why you should trade in your Spankberry for an iSpank.




Source: wired.com



Because I have a Spankberry I could have done so while using an actual keyboard therefore less inclined to have typos.




o_O




What?! He freaking used his iPhone to write his injuries and set his alarm. My Spankberry can do that!



No he used a First Aid app on the iPhone to tell him how to survive and treat his injuries until he was rescued 65 hours later.




I would have tweeted my injuries and I am sure one of my 2,800 followers is a medical professional who could have offered me assistance.




What if you didn't have access to internet while trapped under the rubble?




I almost died when I didn't have internet in my house for 1 day a few weeks ago. What do you think would happen if I was trapped under the rubble without internet access? *shakes my head thinking she doesn't get me*



Clearly I'm trying the wrong approach. You could always get an iSpank for the iFart Mobile app. I feel like our relationship is one-sided. I can email you farts through my app but you can't email me farts.



I prefer the personal touch. I farted in a plastic ziploc bag and FedEx'd it to you for delivery tomorrow.




Yes, but then I don't get the awesome sound.




I don't get the smell.




Touché. Moving on... I'd like to personally thank the PopRocksies for taking this pic of Hugh Jackman in his sweat pants.






Source: splashnewsonline.com



It's kinda hard to get excited about what's in his sweatpants when he looks like the Michelin Man.




Oh really? I didn't notice anything above his waist.




And they say I have a one-track mind.




Speaking of one track minds... boxers or briefs, Spank?




Boy shorts, Ginger. Why do you ask?




I personally like boxers on my man but these briefs caught my attention.




Source: ridingabuttertub.com




Yeah with that he can pick up the chicks wearing the pillow ass.




I'm a little confused as to the choice of model for a product by that name. Is it supposed to give white men the size and confidence of a black man?



What it does is make him look like an ass wearing a fake peen in his briefs.




Agreed. Speaking of fake peens, I was thinking of going on a Safari.




On your iPhone, Ginger? Is there an app for that?




Of course there's an app for that. No, I want to go on the kind of safari that promises lots of action.






Source:ridingabuttertub.com


Do we have to change our rating now? *laughing like a barrel full of horny monkeys*




Hey, it's nature's way.




iNature *rolls my eyes*




They have that app too. And on that note, that's all the time we have for today. Before we go, we leave you with this parting thought:



If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it?

-goodquotes.com


7 comments:

  1. I have no words, Ladies ... no words at all ...

    Mostly because tears are still streaming down my face from the iPantyliner comment ... (typing this on a Mac while working on a PC)

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  2. oh dear lord! LMAO
    *grabs a tissue to wipe brow*

    the verizon store already knows me and shudders when i walk in...so i think i pass on technology....*shudders*

    *looks at droid and snickers* ...and you thought you were the IN thing, mmm? so pfffff to you never worky when i want u to worky thing!

    howeverrrrrrrrr
    holy fuck balls
    and i do mean BALLS
    always a boy short type but i agree with you @ginger i could easily be persuaded to go briefs.
    SUPER stretch?
    low rise?
    OMFG
    LORD HAVE MERCY!
    *spits out wine*

    i can always count on you two ladies to make me laugh. thanks! i'd offer you something as a token of my thanks, but nothing works. *hangs head*

    meggie

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  3. iPantyliner-BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! So funny...because it's so true.

    I'm a PC...married to a Mac...it's a tricky relationship-but I'm glad to see you ladies working it out. But, I love my droid. And, frankly, even if I had an iPhone, I'm pretty sure I never would have downloaded the first aid app, so withouth internet, I would've probably died anyway.

    And Hugh Jackman in sweats-Re-OW!

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  4. I just got a call from Verizon inviting me to an in-store Droid Class-hahaha! That's so cute that they're trying to be like Apple with the in-store classes!

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  5. oh; dont get too excited about the jackman. it's probably lip balm like Kellan's. *ducking*

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  6. Deep, a manly man like the Jackman does NOT use lipbalm. *throwing a pillow at you*

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  7. *drooling with laughter* You know, there really is an iSpank app for the iPhone. And it's a hoot!

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