Tuesday, January 12, 2010

iNatural

It's Spank and Ginger in the morning, the weather in Orlando is a low today of 29 degrees. Make sure to wear your mouse ear hats and oversized white gloves when you go outside. Traffic on the 405 is bumper to bumper, so today would be a good day to practice talking to yourself and being a better listener.


"Holy Cow! That's cold enough to freeze the brass balls off a Mickey!"

Did you see it's so cold in Miami that the iguanas are literally freezing and falling from the trees?


source: Miami Herald


So according to this story, iguanas are vampires.




Vampires fall from trees?




They might. Did you see Jasper walking on that limb like a tightrope? But, seriously, according to the story iguanas freeze and when it warms up they return to life. Did you not READ the story, Ginger?



Uh no. I read the headline and looked at the pic. *hangs head in shame*




Phoning it in your first week in? @WolfzEmbry owes me $5.00




Hey, I found the article didn't I?




*golf clap*




MOVING ON: Did you see this week's cover of People?



Does she really think adding extensions to her backwards mullet will make us think she's changed?


Okay, I don't know what is more frightening to me, that mom of 8 with hair extensions or the cast from Jersey Shore.



Good point. Hey I know what's even scarier. Saw this on TMZ...

I don't know who she is, but did you see her boob implant rippling?
And why does TMZ say "smoking bod" instead of "deformed implant"?


It looks like there is a hand trying to get out.




*snort* What guy would prefer that over something like this?






Do you think our readers' screens are big enough to withstand the boobage you just flashed?



uh... didn't think about that. But yours are not much smaller than mine, my dear.




*looks down* Uhhh you're making a mountain out of a molehill.




How big is a molehill anyway?




Not as big as a mountain.




*snicker*




Well on that note, we'll leave you with a parting thought....

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

source: goodquotes.com


13 comments:

  1. FIRST!

    You girls crack me up. I'm so glad to see your faces here and look forward to the witty banter I know you so well for. Best wishes.

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  2. *jealous glare at your ginormous boobs*

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  3. *adding to Rain's jealous glare* Now the true reason why we have two different blogs comes out. *wink* Us have-nots will have to do a post on push-up bras. *giggling*

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  4. BOOBIES!!!! I don't remember seeing "boobies" in your first "what we will talk about" list of topics. If I HAD I'd have moved this blog to the top of my read list. No matter, it's settled there nicely now. Can't wait to see what you have for tomorrow.

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  5. @Rain @Meadow Maybe y'all should do a blog post about The Big Book of Boobs. It's literary and it's boobalicious.

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  6. This made my day :) I am in that awkward middle club. I don't belong in either category...lol

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  7. OMG... I'm glad I have a double screen at work for those boobies!!! :)

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  8. You guys are hysterical. My 4yo just asked (again) what does "B-A-M" spell??

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  9. Wow. Ginger and Spank's ample boobies. WHAT A TREAT. I didn't know this post was NSFW, haha. I had breastuses filling my screen and I thought: 1. Thank you. 2. I'm gonna get busted :-P

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  10. Did you guys say something? I've been totally distracted by Nathan Fillion's back acres.

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  11. you guys are awesome. just gotta say :)

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  12. Mmmm...well I am iNatural as well however I am just a wee mogul, and I mean that in the skiing sense and not in a business sort of way *rolls eyes*
    Never considered implants.I'm a hugger.Was always afraid I would spring a leak and sound like a whoopee cushion!
    The cow thing...have no clue.But what I really want to know is who snatched a slimey green grey crustacean from the ocean, and decide to boil it, find the right tools to crack 'er open, eat it and call it a delicacy??
    Nice to see you two.Missed ya! MystifyMe (Tie)

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  13. Yet again, you flash the boobs and I take my small ones and go into hiding...LOL.

    Good to see you ladies back and being so very entertaining.

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