Friday, January 29, 2010

Gingers Unite

It's Spank and Ginger in the morning. The weather in Sacramento, California is 47 degrees and mostly cloudy with a 50% chance of precipitation and don't complain about the rain like your cousins in LA. Traffic on the 405 is bumper to bumper so this morning is a perfect time to mine for gold on that bridge of yours.

Good morning Spank. How are you doing?

Fantastic, Ginger.

I'm glad to hear that. Hey did you know a team of scientists now revealed that a 125 million year old dinosaur had ginger colored feathers? (thanks Edward)


I wonder if you're related to them.

Maybe I descended straight from redheaded dinos. You know I bet they were picked on by other dinosaurs. Teased for their red hair. Beaten like a redheaded dinosaur.

Maybe that's why they're now extinct.

Exactly my thought! I wonder if this is a sign of what will happen to the remaining gingers around the world.

You're more of a rare gem than originally thought, my friend.

Why thank you. Speaking of family jewels, did you see Conan's last monologue for The Tonight Show where he said his one request before leaving is that Tilda Swinton play him in the HBO movie about his life?

Yes *shakes head no*

Well apparently she agreed!


Wow, she looks a lot like him. That's unfortunate.

See... you're just perpetuating the myth that redheads aren't as beautiful as non redheads.
I mean, look at Ronald Weasley here:



I love Ron but that there is just wrong. All kinds of wrong.

Oh it's all kinds of right for me. Hermione is gonna be one lucky girl.

She has her head in the books so much she probably didn't notice Ron was, well, unfortunate looking.

Gasp! *throws something soft at your head*

Why did you throw an Emmett doll at my head?

because I wouldn't dare throw my Jacob doll at you. I want that back.

*Throws the Jacob, Emmett and Edward doll at you* Here, I don't need them. I have my Jasper doll. *pats his head from where he sits in my pocket*

*keeps the Jacob doll, dodging the rest* Anyway, speaking of throwing up, did you see Khloe Kardashian got to meet the President this week?


It pays to have no talent in this world.

So... if my sister has a sex tape with a famous singer's brother, then I get my own show and I get to meet the President?

Oh come on now! They didn't get the show because of that. It's because Kim Kardashian is has an ass the size of Texas.

So does my sister. WHERE'S MY DAMN SHOW?

Uh, the 35 year old mother of three kids. Remember? You pitched it to P-Diddy the other day. These things take time, Gingy.

Right. Can't spread myself too thin. Speaking of spreading myself, you remember that hand gesture Nathan Fillion came up with "Feed the Birds" that is supposed to replace the high five?

*chuckling at the ridiculousness of it all, forcing a straight face* Yes, great idea Ginger.

Hey, don't mock! I actually got to feed the birds with Nathan Fillion. It was a spiritual experience. Left me shaky and tingly for hours.

*mocking behind my back* Not mocking.

ANYWAY, I think this lady (who clearly is also a fan of Nathan Fillion's) must have been lost in translation when Nathan said to Feed the Birds.


She's being pigeonholed!

Spank I think you're right. Speaking of being pigeonholed, I was out shopping for new chairs when I came across this:


I can't make heads or tails of it.

It's a lap!

Maybe it's an iLap. You supposed to give the chair a lap dance?

I know someone that loves lap dances. *zips my lip but thinks of a certain vampire and his lap dog named Leah*

*snickers while putting a lock on the end of your zip* Well folks that's all the time we have for this week. Have a great weekend and we'll see you again on Monday. Before we go, we'll leave you with this parting thought..

When something's funny why is it called a "knee-slapper" when you actually slap your thigh?


  1. I knew it would only be a matter of time before someone, somewhere made a sex position chair.

    I must have it.

  2. JellyBeanRainbow said:
    Team Ginger! My mom was one.

  3. I find to be far more disturbing than anything from #justsayin'


  4. Aww... Ron looks kinda hot in those pictures! Finally someone managed to get that hair out of his eyes!!! :)

  5. Rupert Grint does look hot, and I am totally on board with the feed the birds hand gesture ^^

  6. Are you kidding GenWar? I got all excited yesterday when I found!!!! *off to find more yummy pictures of my #1 ginger*

  7. Janet M. aka luvmydautrJanuary 29, 2010 at 12:47 PM

    Hey thanks for the weather in Sacramento, now I know what to wear. Ginger, you got to "Feed The Birds" with Nathan Fillion? Someday I too will get to have that spiritual experience. "heavy sigh with a dreamy look"
    You two are the best, I enjoy reading about your adventures. Everyone should read it! Keep it up

  8. luvmydautr, thanks! Yes I did get to feed the birds with Nathan Fillion when I went to the Heat Wave signing. I asked him if we could and he obliged. I also asked him to sign "BSTL" with his sig, which he did. I just about died from happiness.

  9. Um.... so... I just finished catching up. Read from start to present.
    I've just got to say... BEST. BLOG. EVER.
    No srsly.

  10. Thank you Nikki2987! Spread the word! Tell your friend with the doghouse. ;)


    hey look! I'm back!

    Been a busy Deep-sea Fisherman the last few days; and I'm very most totally sorry I havent been here to mock I mean comment on the words of wisdom you girls have been laying forth.

    *flexing typing fingers*

    Whats wrong with the Kardashians? I mean; being famous for having a big ass and screwing some guy on tape is a perfectly legit business venture! (more women should try it) oh wait; they do. hence all those crap TV shows.

    Gingers may or may not eventually inherit the earth. or simply die out. either way? Dont care. *chuckles* Ginger Dinosaurs? Why?? and how?? and who cares? kinda like that tree falling quietly in the forest.

    Sooooo.......Married 35-year-old mother of three is all about the Benjamins? *shrugs* Have fun Ginger; I'm sure theres a niche Market out there. Or get your sister to sleep with someone moderately famous and tape it. I'm sure Mr. G can hook her up with a photographer.....oh shit wait he IS a photog...*snickers* ok; we're not gonna go there.

    So Spank; wheres the Eye-Candy for Deep; hmmmmmmm?? you Make such a sweeping statement and then....Bubkus. I believe Girl-onGirl was on offer there for a while? I'm willing to accept a 'hanging iNatural cleavage' montage with @SweetlikeSandi as a subsTITute though...

    Hey isnt @NathanFillion Canadian? yes; we all have fine-looking asses like that. #lies

    I do though. #truthinmymindatleast

    I'd like to send a special shoutout to American Eagle Jeans for making my ass look absolutely phenomenal. finally jeans for Men that actually make our butts look decent. still got nothing on any Kardashian Spawn; but hey; I think it's smaller.

    See y'all tomorrow!!