Friday, January 15, 2010

Bulge vs. Bikini

It's Spank and Ginger in the morning, The weather in Seattle, Washington is 47 degrees with a 70% chance of rain. It's going to be a wet one so make sure you wear your diapers! Traffic on the 405 is bumper to bumper, so today would be a good day to sing in your car like you're constipated.

You know I was singing in the car a few months back and I chipped my tooth? From singing!

Yes, I remember that. You were singing a Duran Duran song, right?

Yes I was. "Save a Prayer" to be exact, AND I happen to be driving on the 405 at the time. #truestory

But I don't think I was singing like I was constipated.

Maybe that was the problem.

Maybe. Hey in the news, a new study of Welsh men has revealed that men with short legs have increased risk of diabetes and heart disease.

source: BBC News

So short Welsh men should smoke cigarettes.

Yeah and it's really not looking so good for Welsh Midgets. I don't think even smoking could help them.

Moving on, today's WTF moment is brought to you by Huffington Post:

Is this for kids who want to master the technique of giving a Brazilian Bikini Wax?

I'm actually surprised you didn't say something about it being a baby Ginger.

Sorry but I don't think of you when I look at a doll with an overgrowth of red pubic hair.

That's actually a relief to hear. I'm no where near that hairy in real life.

Am I the only one wondering what's under the hair when you shave it?

*screams* NOOOOOOOO! Ginger! Moving on!

*giggles* Alrighty. Here's something that should make Rain happy:

Source: Pop Sugar

So will Kellan affect a Austrian accent for this role?

For the record, I am not in support of anyone remaking a @Schwarzenegger movie. No one can beat the master. And I'm not just saying that because he's following me on Twitter.

Well Rain is following you on Twitter too but that might change after she reads your lack of support for Kellan's latest attempt to score more than 3 lines in a movie.

Haha! Hey but did you notice the part where it said he's addicted to lip balm and has around 20 of them hidden in his pants?

Yes, because he's Gaymett but I was trying to be nice and wasn't going to go there. But you made me. Dammit.

And we wondered what that bulge in his pants was! Now we know the truth. Lots and lots of Chapstick.

Either that or Chap's Stick.

LMAO. Well we here at The Spank and Ginger Show want to be fair to our male readers too. We promise we will not objectify only men on this blog. You guys like girls in bikinis, right? Here's Rachel Zoe in a bikini vacationing on St. Bart's.

Source: Pop Sugar

Black is very slimming.

So I see. She's kind of like a walking Egyptian mummy. In fact, I think she should tour the museums as an exhibit. It could be very educational for children to be able to see all the bones of the human skeleton with the skin still attached.

I do think her boobs are iNatural though. Or should we call them mosquito bites?

*laughs* ... and I got nothing.

Well, folks, that's all we've got time for today. I want to give a special thanks to all of you who have followed our blog. In just four days of being live, we've reached 100 followers! You know we promised a prize to a random follower when we hit 100. First let me tell you what you will win: If you are picked by Random Integer Generator, you will get to pick one book from our recommended book list (on the sidebar). Notice I specified ONE book. Not the box sets. However if you want ONE book from one of the box sets, that's cool too. Are you ready for me to pick? Currently there are 101 followers. Let me set up RIG and we'll roll....

Ladies and Gentlemen, the number 11 slot belongs to Traci! Congrats to you! Email us your book choice and we'll send it to you!

For the rest of you losers people who didn't win. Don't despair! We will do another random drawing for every additional 50 followers!

Thank you for making our first week such a success. Have a great weekend and we'll see you again on Monday. But before we go, we'll leave you with this parting thought:

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?


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  1. Do you think Gaymett has a lip balm cozy in his pocket? I do.


  2. *snickering*

    I KNEW Gaymett's p##n was going to make an appearence here eventually. I love that its not his p##n; but a roll of chapstik.

  3. @Sandi - Wow, that is one happy peen.

    @Deep - Wanna place a bet on how long it takes before I sneak in some Jacksper p##n? I'm working a few angles... Shh, don't tell @Ginger.

  4. *willfully ignoring the Gaymett comments* Okay, first - I too love lip stuff! (Not chapstick - trader joe's peppermint, but whatevs.) Seriously, I just put on my ski pants last week - and found lip stuff in the pocket! Kemmett and I could share lip stuff! And candy. I could share my candy with him. *snicker*

    Aaaaannnnd - I'm pretty sure the bulge in this pic is NOT chapstick. That is all.

  5. Wow.... thou givest (Kellan pics) and thou taketh away (Rachel Zoe pics). Minor request, can you end with a hot pic? I have to scrub my eyeballs with cleanser with bleach to remove that image now.

  6. Eybleach is brought to you by Patron, makers of brain bleach.

  7. mmmm.
    i can't get past the MUMMY.
    {{thinking do i have an outfit like that? oh holy hell}}

    brain bleach? i think i need that!

    i'll raise ur chapstick *wink*

    Hairy dolls
    WTF is right.

    AND i hope to hell that this comment works!

    reeely truly urs!

  8. Sorry for the need for eye bleach. We'll try to pick images that are more easy on the eyes in the future. Probably. Maybe.

  9. That doll is truly scary!

    Kellan's love of lip balm means nothing (supporting Rain here) my hubs is never without a lip balm in his pocket.

  10. Nonononononono Spanky; I dont need to see Jackspers' P##n from ANY angle; #thanksbutnothanks.

    @Ginger - Eye bleach? Meh. just try to avoid looking at things that make you go EWWWW. like Gaymett. Sorry; @Rain; its true. He's packing half a pack of Rolaids at best; and I'm being generous. *ducking* Again; sorry. But I have to admit that again I'm hearing that damn *made ya look; made ya look* Song. *grrrrrrrr*

    @Pearl (Oceans' Reel) *wink wink* you already did. A few times. Within the last few hours. *wink wink wink*

    and Along the same vane as The Squeeze-n-Cream Hoff; I'm NOT going anywhere near the Shave Me Babies.

    But let it be said that a Brazilian Wax is a Good Thing.